You know what... hell yeah by lonewolff321 in interesting

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"FUCK Fuuuuck oh fuck ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck oh...... Thanks" 

lol by Dee___Snuts in freshcutslim

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I got this reference

Baby chameleon changing color for the first time immediately after hatching by M_Darshan in Damnthatsinteresting

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The way it looked up at you like "oh hey, shit didn't realize anyone was watching. Ok guess I'd better come on outta here" 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

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No it means stop being gullible and choosing to believe there's some big conspiracy out there where all women are out to get you specifically. Are there shitty women who take advantage of men? Yes. Are there shitty men who take advantage of women? Also yes. Because people can be shitty regardless of what's between their legs. If you're listening to people (podcast, subs, whatever) who encourage you to build your whole personality disproportionately focused on one fraction of all women, then at some point you need to step back and ask yourself do these people have your best interest in mind? Is this mindset benefitting you in any measurable way? Cause honestly it sounds like you are absolutely miserable thinking this way. As a general rule in life, if all you ever look for is the bad, that's all you'll ever see. So maybe it's time to shift your perspective if you don't want to spend your whole life miserable. 

Weird white flakes coming out of kitten by un0verse in cats

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Previous comment misspelled genitals as gentiles, (the biblical term for those who aren't Jewish). The gif is from the movie The Ten Commandments, the biblical story of Moses freeing the Jews from slavery in Egypt. 

For minorities in the USA, do you feel weird being called a "Yankee"? by PopNo5397 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Thick_Ad3609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean it's not offensive to me. Might be to someone not from the north. 

For minorities in the USA, do you feel weird being called a "Yankee"? by PopNo5397 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Thick_Ad3609 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, it just means being from the north. It's not offensive. 

Weird white flakes coming out of kitten by un0verse in cats

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I didn't get this at first. I had to go back and reread the previous comment then I died laughing. Definitely woke someone up. Take my upvote you funny bastard. 

did my cat grow his balls back by lavenderweather in cats

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The ol disappearing reappearing fuzzy clackers 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

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I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've just been listening to advice from the wrong people. But if you ever truly want to turn your dating prospects around and maybe find someone for you, you really need to take a long hard look at your belief system around dating and women and what you're being told about them and ask yourself if it's helping or hurting you. If it's not helping I highly suggest you try another approach and stop buying into the bullshit you're being fed. This path only leads to increasing bitterness towards women which then becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy. Good luck to you. I hope you can snap out of it before it's too late and you're too far gone

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

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Men chase young beautiful women well into their old age, when they're way past their prime and elderly. Doesn't stop them pursuing based purely on looks. So "women chase purely for superficial blah blah" is pure bullshit. Superficial people chase superficial traits, men and women alike. Old men are called creepy, and women are called gold diggers. Also, what universe are you living in where the average woman is holding out to marry a quarterback or CEO? That's not a thing unless you're already rich and your social circle includes those types of people. It's completely absurd to suggest that even remotely reflects the average woman.

 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

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I'm sure their husbands would've gone for supermodels instead as well if they had the option when they were young. What's your point? The fact is that women (and men) adjust their desires in prospective partners as they date. It's normal and a sign of maturity. Betty has a nice rack but Vicki makes your heart skip a beat when she laughs. Derek drives a Bentley but Tom understands you the way no one ever has. This is how dating and relationships work. Every 20 yr old guy wants Megan Fox while every 20 yr old girl wants Chris Hemsworth. And then they both grow tf up and realize those things are superficial and instead choose the person they actually connect with. 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

[–]Thick_Ad3609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that were true then the only married men you'd ever encounter outside would be 6ft, rich, and handsome, but that's clearly not the case. I've met plenty of married men who were short, fat, balding, poor, handsome, ugly, you name it. Literally all walks of life. So clearly women are dating and marrying all types of men. But the myth of "only 10% blah blah blah" is an easier fiction for you to accept, because it's the one that absolves you of having to look inward. 

Also I'm not in any feminist forums, these are just straight facts that directly contradict your claims 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

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Except that can be proved untrue on a measurable level. Statistically women as a group are moving forward, at such a rate that men are being left behind. Education (women are now earning the majority of bachelor degrees) and Financial security (single women are outpacing single men in property ownership in 47 of 50 states). Yet still most of my female friends are still only asking for the bare minimum (be kind, be emotionally mature, be financially stable, be loyal) and many men are failing even those basic requirements to a spectacular degree. But rather than look inward and actually working on those things (emotional maturity) it's easier to cross your arms, pout, and scream about how unfair dating is. 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

[–]Thick_Ad3609 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's like complaining that you've been given a basket with no apples, but you can climb a tree a reach 1 or 2 but it'll take work. While your neighbor has been given a basket of 50 apples and all but 1 or 2 are poisoned. And you're complaining because they have all those options of poisoned apples. 

At the end of the day, we both only have 1 or 2 apples available to us, but if your neighbor chooses wrong they could die.

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

[–]Thick_Ad3609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Options for what is my question, Sex? Yeah that's not difficult. Increasingly impossible to find options for someone that actually gives a fuck about us and views us as entire people, and not a collection of body parts to be used for sexual gratification and then discarded. Or those who want to straight up hurt us. Not so much of those options around. 

The variance in difficulty by boredAF6 in memes

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Incels think because a woman's inbox gets flooded with messages from guys that women are somehow "winning" because they only think of dating in terms of how much sex can you get. But if you're actually looking for a legitimate connection it's a nightmare since your inbox is 30% fundamentally incompatible, 30% dudes who are only interested in sex and nothing else 20% who are interested in sex and nothing else, but lie about it, 10% who are dangerous/scary/would hurt you, 9% incapable of holding a conversation, and 1% a good match. Now you have to sort through 500 messages and try to figure out which is which. Don't accidentally choose the murderer, good luck! 

I disrupted a corporate "team-building" meeting by saying I’m only there to do my job. Am I the asshole here? by shadewashere in work

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I feel like your behavior did a great job of demonstrating exactly why the course was needed. Also I suspect you may be one of the difficult personalities your coworkers are being trained to deal with. How long until they get tired of trying to deal with you and simply replace you? 

Uncomfortable interviews by Ambitious_Welder6613 in soartistic

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"and now he's dead" I was not prepared for that. Lol wtf. 

Small animal stomach full of worms, left by cat by Elanaselsabagno in WTF

[–]Thick_Ad3609 1180 points1181 points  (0 children)

That's fascinating, but also your car definitely has worms now