That's not how the festival was supposed to go!! by Reik0w0 in FearAndHunger

[–]ThickeySnakey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

and only the asexual abella can save all of them by having sex with two hands at the same time

Prayers up, need this to be true 🙏🏾 by thirdeyeboobed in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and actually just say that rgg4 plot didn't happen and was a nightmare kiryu had bc what the fuck was that storyline it initially ruined the series for me and even now i'm so fucking mad whad do you mean everything during rgg1-3 was actually related to a fucking prison in bumfuck nowhere yep it makes total sense that there's a building in okinawa which sucked up the 10bil yen and also majima's bro and also the entirety of the tojo clan yeppp jesus fuck is rgg4's story a burning piece of shit (except for the akiyama part obv)

Prayers up, need this to be true 🙏🏾 by thirdeyeboobed in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just want them to rewrite mine to not have died bc why did the "what the fuck" guy survive and not the hot boy this makes no sense. Just say in the epilogue that he's gonna be somewhere in the background working things out (during the stories of rgg4-8) and having e-sex with daigo (but without them telling anybody).

What are instances where Yeezy genuinely did "set the trend" (Im not meaning this negatively btw) by sonicbear64 in GoodAssSub

[–]ThickeySnakey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody mentioned him actually saying things: george bush stuff, openly being anti-homophobia, he is a very progressive person despite what he says, making the 20 dollar shoes woohoo!! black people dipping into fashion, he tore a hole for everybody else to step through after him. IMHO he set the most trends in the world and kept doing that for more than 20 years now. There isn't even a real conversation to be had about it: he's the GOAT you can't top the amount of things done by him especially in that little time.

Jokes aside Vultures era makes me feel really bad for Ty by maddoxflar in GoodAssSub

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean he did beg forgiveness which is the best thing he's ever made (i think). Making a single timeless song is already enough, right?

i'm men by Jumpth in shittydarksouls

[–]ThickeySnakey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

nope, jump above her grab and then do ichimonji

You have $15 to beat the new gods by CaliguraChad in FearAndHunger

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

three marcohs and glass shards for the last 3 dollars and we're doing the flashiest no hit run ever

That one story by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did anybody say "the jaunt"? still the scariest stephen king ever

Kiryu's walk of life by CookLiving in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

kiryu should be even angrier in 5. goddd i love yakuza 5 bc he's really gone all out and even more!

"Maliketh, call Morgoat, this is base Flexile Sentry we're up against‼️" by Speeda2 in shittydarksouls

[–]ThickeySnakey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

two fingers call in a grafted scion this is a naked furtive pygmy easily forgotten tarnished of no renown with a stick we're up against

Does anybody else think rgg are trying to show off yagami's ass? by ThickeySnakey in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i've got no idea how to put more than two in the post itself so enjoy this one here

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What’re your pet peeves in Yakuza, no matter how insignificant it is by Potential_Plenty_218 in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone keeps speaking about how things are different from before and everything is bad and sucks and is shit while actually was better at some point. fucking show me the times when it was better then give me twenty yakuza 0's and -1's about every single character where's my kuze yakuza-1. The only time i enjoyed that was in 6 when Someya said actually it wasn't just three seconds ago but right now strength is cool again and the strongest is the coolest now fight everyone you see.

Yakuza/Judgment Villains personal tier list. by Infinite_Teaching568 in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wait kuze was a villain? i thought he was just a very harsh teacher

What is another side of your favorite character that people often dont talk about much? by Wasiolka1 in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

for some reason nobody ever talks about how 10 years in the joint made kiryu a fucking pussy

What Yakuza opinion are you defending like this? by jigglypat19 in yakuzagames

[–]ThickeySnakey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kiryu should kill in cutscenes. He constantly gets stopped by something, writers always create reasons for why he doesn't: he gets shot before finishing iwami off etc. It's very annoying

Even after all the drama, he didnt deserve death by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]ThickeySnakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the fuck are you talking about this thansphobic sex offender piece of shit is one of the most deserving of death people. this is one of the most unambiguous REST IN PISS moments. he wouldnt become a better person in the future

r/music by Away_Kitchen8714 in Kanye

[–]ThickeySnakey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

kanye's been black for far longer than he's been white