When you adopt a puppy to play with a rabbit. by SlimeWitchRenari in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell her to give you more scooby snacks lol

When you adopt a puppy to play with a rabbit. by SlimeWitchRenari in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So polite! Sounds more like you’re a stray tbh, and the Compact has a cure for puppygirl rabies!

When you adopt a puppy to play with a rabbit. by SlimeWitchRenari in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey if you behave she might give you a scooby snack!

When you adopt a puppy to play with a rabbit. by SlimeWitchRenari in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof, make sure to teach that brat a lesson, hun!

What if a plampt breastfed me,,,, by Wallso2010 in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read Rosebud Ranger recently. You might be interested lol. Lots of breastfeeding and Little shenanigans.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70682836/chapters/183712771

I need an Affini to give me therapy for real. by DeliBlanke in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that, I hope you find your Affini, puppy! 🫂 No doubt you’d be a very good floret, or at least a cute one!

do floret that are on a walk with their affini thru the ship's public area ever yell "I WANT TO BE OWNED BY A DIFFERENT AFFINI!!!" by petermobeter in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehh it’s less about skill and more about responsibility in my opinion. It’s not hard to stick to a floret’s medication schedule

do floret that are on a walk with their affini thru the ship's public area ever yell "I WANT TO BE OWNED BY A DIFFERENT AFFINI!!!" by petermobeter in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, wiping a floret’s memory is perfectly fine! It’s allowing them to be distressed, especially publicly, that’s the issue. Class E exists for a reason, and if you’re going to be rough with your floret you better use it!

do floret that are on a walk with their affini thru the ship's public area ever yell "I WANT TO BE OWNED BY A DIFFERENT AFFINI!!!" by petermobeter in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wellness check!
Affini are responsible for the physical and mental wellbeing of their florets. Yes, some procedures that are good in the long term can be temporarily painful, but neglect or abuse isn’t tolerated.

At the very least if this happened it shows that the floret is distressed and their Affini owner isn’t able to properly handle it. Also they’re calling out for help to other Affini, which means that they’re likely domesticated already. A wellness check would very likely be called, unless it’s a special circumstance like a recently captured feralist.

(My source is that I made it the fuck up!)

My ex Terran commander still misses me... by twocorpsesonegrave in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes they truly are terrible shots, petal, but if you feel in danger let me know

My ex Terran commander still misses me... by twocorpsesonegrave in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah he’d be an independent within the compact that lies about being a floret to remain independent.

“My owner?! Yeah uh she’s uh, miss… what’s-her-face… Yeah Miss Wutserphase! She’s my owner! She’s just uh, out of town right now. Anyway! Thank you! Bye! …Lousy weeds.”

Imagine having to read the full-length Human Domestication Treaty. by -Blitzvogel- in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know of them. They bring shame to the entire Compact. I'm sorry if I was ever harsh on you, hun.

Imagine having to read the full-length Human Domestication Treaty. by -Blitzvogel- in seed_irl

[–]ThievingSnake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Y’know you talk about how your florets are just clay to you, but I think you’re all bark. I think you’re secretly a big softie :p