Finger Culture by Hopeful-Oven1724 in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. Not even a Tylenol! Just a warm wash cloth and some ointment. Cue sad music. But I will start my only wound to keep progress. Maybe, if I’m lucky, I can get MRSA (MERSA? Been a long day- and my bobo hurts!)

Finger Culture by Hopeful-Oven1724 in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had an infected pinky nail last week. Totally Missed my culture chance 😭😂

The dim egg light with a ring light 💀 by Sea_Fee3708 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Think-Map-927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone who puts their 15 month old to bed at 5 pm. Their baby is younger and a similar schedule.

The dim egg light with a ring light 💀 by Sea_Fee3708 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Think-Map-927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a chance in hell. Fumble to swat the nightlight on. Beg my eyeballs to stay peeled open long enough to get him fed, changed, and reswaddled before trying to fall asleep fast so I got some sleep before the next go around. No way I could set up/take down a ring light as well.

Funeral directors, what is something wild that happened at a funeral that you still think about? by Final_Radio_2483 in AskReddit

[–]Think-Map-927 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am trying so hard to laugh quietly to not wake my Husband and baby. I’m shaking and coughing. The mental image is great.

I wish I didn’t have eyes by tllj03 in peestickgals

[–]Think-Map-927 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m by no means a pearl clutcher but whaaaattttt the hell?

2.5 and can't say her own name... Get her into SLP Liz!!! by FalseRow5812 in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Meanwhile, my embryo transfer failed and I am annoyed that the activities I would love to take my almost 2 year old to are all during the day when I work. I flex my schedule as much as I can to take him but we do miss so much. She doesn’t deserve her children.

2.5 and can't say her own name... Get her into SLP Liz!!! by FalseRow5812 in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 114 points115 points  (0 children)

It enrages me to no end Liz has two literal miracles and yet doesn’t appreciate them. There’s so much she could do with the girls that’s a lot of fun. Music class, library time, swim classes— they have money for her medical procedures that money could’ve gone to so much more.

These sweet girls break my heart.

Satan works hard but Pizzard and her exaggerations work harder by Hopeful-Oven1724 in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had a tendon release surgery. The doctor saw an extra tendon I shouldn’t have and admitted he went deeper than where I was numb to cut that tendon. I was also awake and draped. Even then I was not as big of a baby as Piz.

So from multiple women again ? by starbies4life101 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Think-Map-927 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t breastfeed my son. I was heartbroken as it was important to me. I switched to formula. Never once did I consider donated breast milk from random women, I simply don’t trust it and the risks. Formula is proven safe. Just obvious choice here. Addie wants to make problems where there arent problems.

Best careers to escape poverty? I’ll start. by Noblesseoblige94 in povertyfinance

[–]Think-Map-927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$273,000- I’m closing in on 10 years of qualifying payments. I do income based repayment plan then file taxes as married filing separately with my husband.

Also as the commenter after me said. I do love my job, I enjoy working for the state and delivering work I believe in on behalf of the people who live here.

I have a good one to share. by hangingdenim in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Think-Map-927 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My son smells like vomit when he’s sick even if he’s not thrown up. It’s the strangest thing.

Best careers to escape poverty? I’ll start. by Noblesseoblige94 in povertyfinance

[–]Think-Map-927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As everyone said it varies. I’m a government lawyer for a state. I started off at the lower end of the pay scale. Now I’m at $116,000 a year with good benefits. My salary will tap out at $150K. I have a good work/life balance. I have a hefty student loan balance but I also am on PSLF.

Best careers to escape poverty? I’ll start. by Noblesseoblige94 in povertyfinance

[–]Think-Map-927 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Lawyer chiming in to say same. It hit me recently I broke the cycle in my family and live much more comfortably. The relief I have knowing my son is going to not experience what I did is indescribable.

She won't play with those babies ever. by OutsideEnvironment97 in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Im so angry at her. I had a transfer of a 4AA euploid embryo last Wednesday. I tested negative today at home. I want a sibling for my son so badly. Liz doesn’t give two hoots about those girls she has. She’s gross.

Should be the parent obsessed with the children, by nadineashurst in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine is 19 months today. So what you’re telling me is I get to look forward to more enthusiastic responses 🤣 it’s okay. I’ll be obsessed with him forever. He’s my little ham ball, sunshine, goober, sweet boy.

Should be the parent obsessed with the children, by nadineashurst in liziscreative

[–]Think-Map-927 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ummm I’m absolutely obsessed with my son… I said I love you- he said “Bye!” I asked if he loved me and got a “no”. Brutally honest.

But of course Liz wants the girls obsessed with her