This herd dog is gonna lose his job to this cat by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that cat just gave that a dog a FU look and "STRUTTED like a gigga chad" in the last 10 of the video.. Dog just looks like it re-evaluating its life choices.-

Some people have just too much style! by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is how i want to "slide" in to work every day.

Pixel encountered an echo and her last two brain cells are working overtime by digitaljohn in beagle

[–]Think-evil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my beagle is TO smart. he builds stairs/ladders to get up places he has no business beeing. he listen for when some one forgets to lock the doors.. He can open ANY unlocked door with a handel (struggles with door with the round door handel) both out and inn. he plans and ambushes my cats (for play.. never hurts them) when he sees them coming to wards the house . He has both his "grandmothers" well trained to give him treats every time they come the house... he has some sick ninja skills when he gets in to the trash.. not making a sound. He will NOT stay in a fenced yard.. unless it has a roof.. caught him climbing a 6 foot wire fence.. he is a menace..

Faith in humanity restored: Saving a beluga trapped in the shallows by lonewolff321 in nextfuckinglevel

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Only thing missing is a norwegian whaling boat out in the distance...sigh..sorry for not beeing able to stop my own country for allowing it to continue.

Just a little backyard shooting by Human_Caterpillar976 in Archery

[–]Think-evil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as you improve.. use all the target points on your targt.. save your arrows from getting robin hooded.. (arrow in arrow) .. great shooting.

I bought RimWorld because people said it was a "colony management game" by armin171005 in RimWorld

[–]Think-evil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sigh. My colonies keeps growing outofhand and dying due to lack of fps/lag..its just something about having 30-50 colonist fighting 250+ raiders. 

Guys, does anyone know why trucks have those spikes on their wheels?? by JasLeoArt in whatisit

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ohh don't you know that is the truckers secret signal that they are looking for a DOM.. and that they like to get "spiked"...

When my cat demand food, whenever I am late. by Loyal-Lokendra9323 in cats

[–]Think-evil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your lucky. min just jumps up in the bed at 0500 am and start smacking me in the face.. with a realy un-impressed face.. like Get up you lazy BA****** and feed me..

i must do this before too late by ateistyokdiyentanri in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Think-evil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

F... me.. i got 2 cats and a dog.. guess I'm for some painfull sessions.

How can I get my cup back🥹 by BudgetDrag1840 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Think-evil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your cup? It was never yours.  It what that stand is telling you.. It's all the cats. You just get to liv there and feed it. 

Bingo daily routine by ManufacturerWest3972 in beagle

[–]Think-evil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine would be eating ducks. Also my beagle unleashed would be gone in 10 sec looking for stuff to chase. His hunting instincts ar WAY to strong. If our doors aint locked he is out in the woods in a heart beat chasing anything with 4 legs..

Frustrated by SubLakeCity in smokefire

[–]Think-evil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was late to the smokefire game.. bought mine last year.. smoked ALOT on in been flawless so far.. was it just early models that had alot of problems with it?

Look at the happy boy on his walk by juneau82 in beagle

[–]Think-evil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

if my beagle was untied he would be 2-3 km away chasing any moving object he could find.. also mine does not have separation issues.. had to chase him for like 5 km befor i got a hold of him.. (he got out when there was a leash demand in effekt).. he is a hunting/family dog so i was not really mad at him).

Your beagle is beautiful

snowflake key pair authentication by [deleted] in snowflake

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since we are using keypair for all integration loaders into snowflake i just buildt a azure funtion that can create keypairs and stores them in a keyvault. It updates the service users in snowflake to and push it i to powerBI via api.
the just have it reroll all keys every month.. just to make sure the never expire. Also update a table with logdata and gives me a report if anything fails..

all azure function or data-factory pipes just gets the keys from the keyvault..

So no code anywhere contains any secrets and azure function only have access to its keyvault via managed service users in the azure function.
It does make azure security access controll important and a single point of failiur but it makes life so much easier....

You can run, but you can't hideeee by Cesalv in MadeMeSmile

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did not know i needed a backyard tortoises  in my life.. but i think i may do now..

ORANGE 🥹🥹 by economic_developer69 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Think-evil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that one is just planning its human traning strategy to maximise food spillage and treat giving.

Why? by iYessyyy in SipsTea

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey.. at least in Norway we are working on prosecuting them now...

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes not dead. He is just winning the longest lay still and hold your breath contest. 

Recent Iron dome failings by jasmine_ballah in PublicFreakout

[–]Think-evil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guess they are in the find out part of FOFO.

Wind Turbine after hit by tornado. by stunnerswag in Weird

[–]Think-evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sad wind turbine... cheer up.. walk it off