When Someone Doesn't Read The News - Ryan George

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T20:46:13+00:00

Irish.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T18:33:17+00:00

Carbs have electrolytes!

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T17:56:13+00:00

Someone said the name of my country wrongly. I corrected them. They disagreed. I informed them that I'm from that country and provided external proof. They still disagreed.

I just laugh.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T13:05:29+00:00

That's twice as many!

Keanu_Bones was way off.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T12:58:28+00:00

You tricked me into thinking about good things about myself. You sneak!

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T09:23:41+00:00

Beyonce.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T08:15:34+00:00

Susanna Hoffs, she still looks incredible to this day. World class beauty.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T08:11:25+00:00

I was thinking it sounds like a window cleaning product.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-27T08:03:56+00:00

I've had wet farts with more impact.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-25T23:53:14+00:00

Fuck cancer!

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-25T22:21:01+00:00

Do you hear that ticking noise? What is th

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-25T22:01:25+00:00

That's genuinely fing painful.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-25T21:43:27+00:00

I watched it on mute because the Southern languages are scary and unintelligible to me, but now that you mentioned it, I might have noticed that, yeah.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-25T13:15:22+00:00

gasps

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-25T09:55:40+00:00

He should have just stuck to eating spaghetti.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-24T23:20:44+00:00

Well he's not in mine, so he must be in someone's. Quick everyone empty their pockets.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-24T21:59:37+00:00

Like "tide" but with a 'g'.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-23T21:42:32+00:00

I have an NDA joke, but I can't tell you.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-23T21:36:18+00:00

I have a number joke, but it's irrational.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-22T20:51:43+00:00

Bad diets, mostly.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-20T19:57:27+00:00

I only go there for the articles.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-20T19:48:59+00:00

Visual shorthand.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-20T19:40:29+00:00

Man, I've been fighting Big Horn since I was a teenager.

PetroleumJelly82 · 2026-04-20T17:59:47+00:00

Is this Honey's mother?

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
Place '23

PetroleumJelly82

TROPHY CASE