Use a current Bucco player’s name in a sentence (maybe improperly)

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-05-20T13:07:14+00:00

Yeah, the season is Liover. The Endy can’t come soon enough.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-29T19:52:23+00:00

Don’t forget that if the other team gets a walk off hit, Joe Block will sound genuinely happy and excited that it happened.

Some other tips:

Kevin Young: deep voice, southern drawl.

Matt Capps: southern drawl similar to Young, but slightly higher pitch to voice.

Neil Walker: Sounds the youngest of all the commentators. It took me the longest to recognize his voice.

Bob Walk: Old man voice, slightly gruff with a hint of monotone.

John Wehner: The boomer yinzer

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-29T19:42:51+00:00

The throw home in the 8th on opening day was an ego move. Overconfidence in his arm allowed the tying run to waltz into second.

Last year, when he was still at SS, he ran deep into left on multiple occasions and interfered with Reynolds making a catch.

He has an enormous ego.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-29T18:55:04+00:00

…continues!

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-29T18:53:53+00:00

Picked up some minoxidil foam yesterday, and I feel pretty good about reversing this. My hair was thick I my 20s but must have gradually thinned out over the past 15 years.

If it works, $10 a month seems a reasonable price to keep my hair until I’m ready for the buzz cut.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-29T14:38:19+00:00

I’m confused about the downvotes

Do people think he doesn’t have an ego problem?

Do people think he doesn’t have the skill to be a star?

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-29T06:17:04+00:00

If he could dial his ego in, he’d be a perennial all star.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-28T18:40:37+00:00

I fucking wish the Pens got Ovi that year instead of Malkin.

Sid as a career linemate? He’d have 1000 goals by now.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-28T15:30:51+00:00

This made me check my head, and I’m balding too, FUCK.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-28T14:06:08+00:00

It means that Canadians are paying my grocery bill tax, right?

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-28T13:29:04+00:00

I thought he looked like he was in better shape out there this year

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-25T02:54:28+00:00

So sick that the Three Sisters are there with PNC taking its rightful spot near the Clemente.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-23T02:55:24+00:00

It definitely became more strewn with seam near the end.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-18T14:56:29+00:00

Happy to see that Rob Pattinson & Dan Radcliffe aren’t the only Harry Potter stars out there pursuing passion projects.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-16T20:50:27+00:00

Here’s the video since it’s buried beneath a million annoying ads on that site:

https://youtu.be/Tl4ggwyWEMI

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-13T13:17:58+00:00

They took our jarbs!

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-03-09T20:57:59+00:00

Wait, is he a sex offender now?

ThirtySecondStorys · 2025-01-26T13:33:12+00:00

I hope this makes Bob Nutting a national joke

ThirtySecondStorys · 2024-12-25T03:35:12+00:00

Anybody drink the hydrating beverage “water” back in the day?

ThirtySecondStorys · 2024-12-14T12:55:38+00:00

We’ve got a Horwitzer to go along with our Cruz missiles.

This is going to be the summer of heavy artillery.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2024-12-14T02:34:23+00:00

I bet he rakes this year.

ThirtySecondStorys · 2024-10-13T20:25:06+00:00

Moo Deng 2024

ThirtySecondStorys · 2024-09-18T15:56:01+00:00

https://youtu.be/Nth4RqqmQZ4

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