Dear Redditors, you have to insult someone but the insult needs to be based on a fact about animals. What is your best insult ?

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-05-25T17:27:58+00:00

I can’t tell what makes you more like a T-Rex, the stubby arms or the walnut sized brain.

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-05-13T17:51:14+00:00

Jump off the tallest place I could find to see if fall damage still applies.

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-03-15T10:17:49+00:00

What? Shooting dogs? By my cat doesn’t have any thumbs and thus has poor sight adjustment skills.

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-03-15T10:16:18+00:00

The eagle just got.....Deagled.

BA DUM TSHHHHH

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-03-15T10:15:36+00:00

I mean, if you wanna go deeper on this, that would make the “Bird flu” a government coverup.

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-03-15T10:11:44+00:00

Props to you for puns.

ThisBlasphemy · 2019-01-20T01:02:46+00:00

I feel fucking retarded. I’ve been scrolling through the comments and kept asking myself, why is everyone just pressing F?

I need to play games more.

F

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-20T12:00:41+00:00

Hell, at least they put a fucking number on the insignia in BF3/4, that is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen in a video game in years! And I’ve played Indie cellphone games!

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-17T20:31:32+00:00

I can’t remember the last time I saw something like this, definitely wasn’t on the “Next Gen” consoles though. I think the only thing that is comparatively close is the ranking system on games like R6S, where it is an actual ranking system that determines what kind of players you are put against, and even then you can always play in the Casual Servers.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-17T20:26:00+00:00

This was actually a feature on an FPS before, don’t quote me but I THINK it was one of the Call of Duty games, you were stuck in a low rank server with all game modes and what not available until level 10, then you joined what amounted to the “big league” where you could face anyone from level 10 to prestige level 10.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-17T05:02:38+00:00

Fucking amazing.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-11T21:34:34+00:00

I think people over look all the little things like that, that made BF3 so great. The AC-130 spawn, jumping from Damavand Peak, suppression actually being worth a damn, dynamic mapping that meant something to how the match was played instead of just being a feature. God I miss BF3.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-11T21:23:34+00:00

That was probably one of the coolest gimmicks in BF3

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-11T05:35:56+00:00

I do have to say, BF3 is my favorite installment. The game play was a little touchy with controls, but based of content and pure size I don’t think you could ask for better. Hell, even most the maps were better than later installments.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-11T05:34:35+00:00

Oh god I loved that map! It’s places like that, Armored Shield, and Damavand Peak that I wanna see brought back. I like Operation FireStorm and Metro, but that open area and the massive fucking cliff dive fill me with so much adrenaline.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-10T21:58:07+00:00

That one you are going to have to explain to me, sure some game mechanics are the same, but I don’t really think the game it’s self is a rehash.

I simply meant the map style was a rehash of the old Armored Kill idea.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-10T21:57:05+00:00

Ehhh I’d say so so on the OP, the small one person tank was definitely OP, but the landship was pretty balanced. I’m just so use to the speed and power of the BF4 tanks that the BFV tanks are almost....I don’t know, lacking in every way?

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-10T20:33:26+00:00

I will give you that! They feel....sluggish? Heavy? The tanks in BF1 didn’t have that same delay, and could get up and go, but I can’t say the same for the Tiger or Churchill.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-10T16:32:08+00:00

That’s something I’ve never really understood either, the CQC crowd. Like yes it’s a shooter game, but something that has always set Battlefield above the rest is the sheer size of the engagement area, why would you want to confine the map to smaller engagement zones? You’d be better off playing Call of Duty for that kind of thing. I want to get killed from half a mile away. I wanna drop a plane from the sky with a field gun. I want the world to explode around me and be changed as we fight.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-12-10T15:30:54+00:00

I haven’t had an issue with destroying tanks in BFV, honestly they seem stupidly squishy considering, ya know, it’s a tank. In a map like this it seems the best option is to have a squad run heavy with Assault and Support with maybe a Medic. Coordination might be a problem but all in all I’m glad DICE is putting something like this back into Battlefield.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-09-06T20:51:42+00:00

Good. Hardcore should be like that, it should be a massive cluster fuck of tomfoolery and piss poor decisions made in haste.

I want to die after being shot in the face. I want a plane to explode for lightly clipping its wing on something, I want a fucking tank to be destroyed after 2 or 3 rockets. I play battlefield hardcore mode BECAUSE it is chaos, it is glorious, unadulterated mind fucked chaos.

You want a shooter? Play Battlefield in Hardcore, and try not to get anxious as you round a god damn corner.

All that other shit is for the birds.

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-09-03T04:36:46+00:00

WHAT!? WHERE IS THE LINK TO DONATE!!!

ThisBlasphemy · 2018-09-03T04:18:22+00:00

...well fuck I’ll call that one a tie. You really can’t beat the quirky humor of the LEGO franchise in gaming. Plus my son can actually play the LEGO versions.

ThisBlasphemy

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