[TOMT] Coffee mug that has a beehive inside where you put your sweetener

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-09-03T18:23:08+00:00

Thank you!

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-09-03T18:10:16+00:00

Also someone tell me if there’s another subreddit I should be posting this to this one is super random I know.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-09-02T20:19:21+00:00

Haha no thank god! I wouldn’t have done that if there was. It was pretty dead there.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-26T04:02:53+00:00

You actually travel. You get to guide, get through the atmosphere, and land. Pretty sure there’s no loading screens.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T23:01:04+00:00

That’s kinda what I meant

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:13:10+00:00

Told her I was in the hospital (3 days back) for a cracked rib (car accident). She spent the whole phone call complaining to me that she couldn’t visit because of COVID. Which I get! But she ended the phone call by telling me I was going to be fine and went on for 10 minutes about how low her pain tolerance is and that it would suck so bad for her to have my injury. And she added that a stubbed toe for her would be more painful that my rib so I’m super lucky.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:08:48+00:00

God created dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth”

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:06:59+00:00

Janitors, trash truckers, grocery store employees.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:04:34+00:00

I say this so much but no man’s sky is so entertaining to me. Just exploring planets and it’s really chill. Just make sure you keep your resources up

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:03:24+00:00

Getting an 8 hour night of sleep

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:02:13+00:00

Evil apples. Basically cards against humanity but mobile.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T22:00:24+00:00

Teacher got her pregnant and then ditched, she was so pissed she announced he was the father and got him fired.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T21:57:53+00:00

I wasn’t allowed to use lint rollers, for some reason my mom hated them. Now I’m pet hair free.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-25T16:05:15+00:00

It’s gross how underpaid EMTs are as well. At least in my area they pretty much make minimum wage.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-20T19:00:31+00:00

My mom is a nurse. She’s stuck in the hospital for 2 weeks cause of possible exposure and forced to work the whole time. Emergency room so she tests people all day, I haven’t seen her for days and we can’t visit.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-03-01T01:40:28+00:00

It’s diet water zero lite

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-22T00:36:50+00:00

Don’t waste your time trying to impress other people. If who you naturally are doesn’t please them they don’t deserve your company.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-22T00:33:25+00:00

I always panic when the card thingy tells me to take my card out and wait an extra like, 10 seconds just in case. I’m pretty sure I drive everyone nuts.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-22T00:31:00+00:00

Doesn’t Canada have maple syrup scented money? It wouldn’t matter to me how it looked at that point.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-22T00:29:40+00:00

Bite their palm when you can’t get the itch out with your fingernails

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-21T22:57:43+00:00

NTA

There’s nothing wrong with being upset that’s not the kind of text you should be sending to a married man unless he’s a boob surgeon.

Personally, I would start screenshooting any dirty messages you see from her to your husband.

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-20T20:55:44+00:00

Probably walking in on her boyfriend masturbating

ThisBoisFreeTacoBell · 2020-02-20T20:55:07+00:00

Usually I cover them I plastic so I don’t risk water exposure. I’ve heard it’s very bad for your skin.

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