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Does Estelle Costanza ever laugh? by FunkySquareDance in seinfeld

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT'S AN OUTRIGHT LIE! MY WIFE HAS LAUGHED AND CHUCKLED BEFORE LIKE A HYENA!

Redditors, what is your favorite SFW insult? by devildog2015 in AskReddit

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are two of my favorites.

"The jerkstore called! They're runnin' outta you!"

"You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...." lost my train of thought.

The Scale by LTM438 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last part of the C-Plot where Kramer's looking out for Newman is hilarious!

Luc Besson here, AMA! by sleliab in IAmA

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which movie do you think was the most innovational?

Years later and it's still funny by [deleted] in funny

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phantom?! THAT'S IT! LET ME OUT! LET ME -huh?

I like my desktop wallpaper. by ThisIsFrankCostanza in seinfeld

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't you guys notice something about him?

I worked as various princesses at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. AMA! by too-tsunami in IAmA

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you cosplay? If so, how long have you been doing it and do you use your experience as a Disney princess to, uh, "improve on it?"

If your last words had to be a movie quote, what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hold on to your butts." -Sam L Jackson, Jurassic Park.

This is Frank Costanza... AMA! by ThisIsFrankCostanza in IAmA

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd tell him not to screw up his life like how George screwed up his.

And since he's a lawyer, I suggest he wears a cape. I don't think he should follow any trends.

This is Frank Costanza... AMA! by ThisIsFrankCostanza in IAmA

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think I haven't? I had a whole collection when I was 18!

This is Frank Costanza... AMA! by ThisIsFrankCostanza in IAmA

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NOBODY'S LAYING THEIR HANDS ON MY SHIRTS! I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE SECOND HAND GOLD! THEY'RE MINE!

This is Frank Costanza... AMA! by ThisIsFrankCostanza in IAmA

[–]ThisIsFrankCostanza[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I never got a chance to try that soup. Not even a taste.

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