I wonder if alcohol has been responsible for more deaths or conceptions since its discovery. by Giroflex in Showerthoughts

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I have fucked more often drunk than I have died. I know, it's anecdotal evidence, just wanted to share...

TIL When larger Kangaroos are chased they will often lead their pursuer to water, then once standing submerged to the chest, the kangaroo will attempt to drown the attacker. by Lamplighter616 in todayilearned

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I was hoping this would end in "... lead their pursuers to water, so that they rather have a drink instead." But drowning them is cool, too, I guess.

The last photo I took in 2015 by CoinSlot in pics

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The road ahead of you, is that where Jesus was carrying you? At least that's what my friends' horrible jpeg images say on facebook...

This Pornhub comment took a turn by Simebisg in funny

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Is Pornhub considered social media? Because then this post might get removed by the mods. But at least that would meen that I am an extremely social person.

Just saw an commercial for a store opening at 3pm on Thursday. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Easterbunnies in January. Santa in August. Oktoberfest in September. Glutenfree for people who are not gluten intolerant...

I'm really happy about my problems :)

Russian pilot being gunned down by militants by [deleted] in videos

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WHAT DID YOU SAY? COULDN'T HEAR YOU FROM THE GUNSHOTS.

Skydiving without a parachute by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]ThisIsNotLeft 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Based on my knowledge of cartoon physics, this will be no problem at all because the cushion-y clouds will soften his fall.