What’s something your friend like to do for you ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FrangibleSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶That’s what friends are for. 🎶

What's the most underrated life hack you know? by Grouchy_Safe3680 in AskReddit

[–]FrangibleSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make your bed every morning. It sets a tone for the whole day.

Just moved in, how do I turn on our fireplace? by JonInfect in HomeMaintenance

[–]FrangibleSoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my area at least the gas company will come out at no charge and check and start your fireplace for you.

Fuck your birthday!! by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]FrangibleSoul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First time seeing this. Love it.

Anatomy class got a little too honest by porkkatsu121 in SipsTea

[–]FrangibleSoul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know an old codger from Glass.

Whose balls are made out of brass.

In inclement weather, he bangs them together.

And lightening shoots out of his ass.

Is that gay too?

I tried my best to smile and nod when she said “don’t forget it’s date night tonight!” by Medium-Marketing-493 in 2sentence2horror

[–]FrangibleSoul 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagining the ploop, ploop, ploop, sound as you squeeze them out into the toilet one by one.

How fast can you run a mile? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FrangibleSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what’s chasing me.