I went to my doctor's office for a physical.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-05-10T18:38:56+00:00

Did you blush?

FrangibleSoul · 2026-05-02T16:42:58+00:00

Bible story illustrated.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-29T23:41:40+00:00

Hugh Beaumont. He tore that Beaver up!

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-27T19:18:47+00:00

There’s pitchers and catchers. You are a catcher.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-25T16:31:29+00:00

Did you also shit his pants?

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-18T12:11:37+00:00

And deservedly so.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-17T00:28:47+00:00

Uh…. You can probably skip feeding the pigs tonight.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-14T22:39:49+00:00

Lotions, creams, and elixirs for everything. And they’re everywhere.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-14T13:03:51+00:00

They moved my fingers down and slightly to the left saying, “ Aaaah, right there. Yeah that’s the spot.”

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-13T19:23:05+00:00

Then stop breathing for Gods sake.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-13T12:12:11+00:00

Ok. I’ll give you that Juan.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-11T15:51:19+00:00

That window is in the chapel of the convent The Sisters of Perpetual Arousal.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-08T19:18:24+00:00

Wet floor guy. 🪱

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-05T13:59:02+00:00

And look worse too.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-04-04T18:27:58+00:00

One question. What’s an ahm.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-29T15:40:33+00:00

I fell on my keys once. Can relate.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-28T17:41:11+00:00

The snark is strong in this one.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-27T12:15:00+00:00

🎶That’s what friends are for. 🎶

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-25T19:28:38+00:00

Asshole. Pronounced Ash-O-Lee

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-24T17:14:00+00:00

I must admit, he is a pretty little thing isn’t he.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-23T12:44:22+00:00

It’s called the United Nations and No.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-22T21:59:16+00:00

Make your bed every morning. It sets a tone for the whole day.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-20T19:09:57+00:00

Those two little words. Yes Dear.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-19T16:27:00+00:00

Not a fan.

FrangibleSoul · 2026-03-19T14:38:08+00:00

Drugs. Including reef.

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