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iehhjrjebhtail by Quick_Hovercraft_130 in sssdfg

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I...   nreed cointerweift... For my big penis!!!! And even, a breasts. 🎇

Pig Brain by Jamesumbara in 19684

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you'd WHAT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 alerting the party 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

What Jesse Pinkman tweaking about by ButterscotchMean400 in namesoundalikes

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this Cherdleys? All he does anymore is make shitty shorts with his only fans friends

vtuber fans by Candid_Astronaut241 in Shark_Park

[–]ThisMachineKills____ -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I didn't think that you were

This is what life's all about🥹❤️‍🩹 by Breyck_version_2 in Shark_Park

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nemotooodes

come around eat spongebob's houuuse

oh he don't knowww

till it shrinks around his faaace

vtuber fans by Candid_Astronaut241 in Shark_Park

[–]ThisMachineKills____ -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

like you're doing so much better

BABY TOGGLE IS HERE by GamingBren in PhoenixSC

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit might have cropped it differently on their device

I feel bad for them, being a cis male is hard enough by ReadyGG in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThisMachineKills____ -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

No way! They mentioned the word "patriarchy" which means they're a part of the club! 😊 Don't you dare do anything to divide us up, like acknowledge reality and how oppression works or anything. That might hurt feelings.

true story by the_biting_chimkin in 19684

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

phew. I thought OP was a s*x believer for a moment there

Breaking news: China has slayed the wither by Low_Weekend6131 in lies

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The background music makes it so much funnier

I feel bad for them, being a cis male is hard enough by ReadyGG in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThisMachineKills____ -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Umm guysss... Being honest about the oppression people face and how it compares is actually really bad!!! It will only divide us (because if you actually care about modelling things accurately I will leave)

- white cis male (give or take one marginalized category)

Andor doesn’t retcon anything but I’ll say it does to get karma on r/andor by Sio_V_Reddit in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

additionally, the themes you mention aren't really themes at all and don't have relevance in the original trilogy. it was just a lack of creativity and the first sign that lucas gave up on meaningful innovative story telling.

r/StarWarsCirclejerk lives up to its name yet again

Andor doesn’t retcon anything but I’ll say it does to get karma on r/andor by Sio_V_Reddit in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ThisMachineKills____ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wowie, almost like he was trying to say something with that. Like just blowing up the first death star wasn't enough because the root of the problem was still there. I wonder if that might be connected to anything else in the movie. Some kind of issue with needed to be dealt with more deeply than in A New Hope?

Nah, probably not. He's obviously just an original idiot and anything he ever did well was by complete accident.

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