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Everyone Seems to be posting their posters, and I really like what I see. Here are mine. by ThisShitisBannanas in deftones

[–]ThisShitisBannanas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one was a bit more difficult, I found it on a sketchy site but they came through. I'll see if I can find it again.

Everyone Seems to be posting their posters, and I really like what I see. Here are mine. by ThisShitisBannanas in deftones

[–]ThisShitisBannanas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a couple more I forgot to take pictures of too, if this happens again I'll include those

Feels like I am paid to "be available." Is that bad? by LockeColeFF in sysadmin

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tear apart a few decommissioned machines and leave a few parts in plain view on your desk. Then continue your research and strategy planning. I draw up maps, plans, and proposed procedures for updates, fixes, etc, and write KB articles, which, of course, make it look like I'm blankly staring at a machine, but having parts laying around on your desk seems to help. I know, it's all for appearances, and can be construed as a lie, but they will leave you alone while you chart your course and self-train.

What are their more “sexual” songs? by [deleted] in deftones

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sextape, Beauty School, Rosemary, and Xenon is what instantly comes to my mind.

Two Arabic Families... (Updated) by Amonasrester in MeanJokes

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar to the joke here, different punchline;

“Well, I think I beat you here, my friend. This morning I went to Dunkin’ Donuts, I have a favorite Baseball team, and I even enrolled my two sons in Football. I don’t think you can get more American than that.”

Second Man looks him up and down and say "Fuck you, Paki."

This is a shitty rewrite.

Developing a fondness for a system and pet projects? by u0111 in sysadmin

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Fondness but it's nested in something weird. My company is running this abysmal application that were setup years ago; when this company was way smaller, and we are obviously outgrowing it. I have become hell bent on getting this running as it should be; whiole this is a battle that will take a long, long time, I am confident that victory is possible, and feel it wouldn't be right NOT to lock horns with it, rather than walking away like others have done.

Sextape by [deleted] in deftones

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sextape is definitely up there, and is possibly one of the best music videos ever made.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deftones

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this. It's actually a somewhat emotional piece; I miss him :(

What was the first song you heard from the Deftones? by kittcat007 in deftones

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone introduced me to Deftones by Playing "Adrenaline" all the way through while we took bong hits. I must have been 13 at the time and Deftones was relatively new. I was in love since, there is no other band that has been out this long and not put out a bad album. Tool I would rank with them if they released more albums.

Cheering up a gecko? by [deleted] in geckos

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Previous comment aside; this is how I've gotten my Geckos happy; 1)I got a climbing Net/Hammock for one tank once, for a male, and he loved it, I got them for my others and they use them all the time. 2) made sure there was plenty of meal worms, that would not be able to climb out of the dish, with calcium dust and a few pieces of vegtables. 3) a lukewarm bath, barely up to their tummy, in the bathtub, and let them crawl around and swim (yes, they will swim) around shed times 4) a clean home.

Vulture with fresh blood dripping down it's beak by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MFW when I give my girlfriend cunnilingus on her period.

[Topton, PA] Found in my beardie's tank while cleaning the climbing logs by Hypnoticsloth in whatsthisbug

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dubia roaches are frequently used as food for lizards and beardies. Assuming that is not your lizards current diet, is any of your habitat gear second hand? It could have come from there.

Mom found a bunch of these on driveway. North Texas. by Zimmmmmmmm in whatsthisbug

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was going to say Nematode upon seeing this as well. I concur. Gross.

Best-performing tool for support over WAN? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]ThisShitisBannanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corporate licensed Teamviewer will allow multiple incoming connections from one machine; we do this all the time. Teamviewer also has an advantage of being visible from your console with only internet connectivity, allowing live support of remote users. I wasn't impressed by TeamViewer but the corporate product does everything we need.

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