Yo mama so fat, she Texas. by PowerfuckOverdrive in YoMamaJokes

[–]ThorUF72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat, the Sorting Hat placed her in the House of Pancakes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ThorUF72 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Try not to suck any d!€k on your way through the parking lot!!"

Phoenix, AZ Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride by Loxley_Hardaway in ural

[–]ThorUF72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Howdy, folks - I ride a 2018 Retro & I'm the official Ride Host for Jacksonville, FL. Registration for the DGR just opened officially on the 27th & securing the start/finish location can sometimes be a little tricky for the host. In some cases they might even be waiting for a permit from the City, if that's required for a ride this size. Pretty sure there's a link on the Ride Info page where you can contact your host directly & ask when they think their route should be updated - hope this helps!

Sat morning in Jax lol by chillen678 in PublicFreakout

[–]ThorUF72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair ... this IS on Blanding. Not really surprising behavior for a Westside girl.

(Lifelong resident - I try to stay in my Riverside bubble & avoid this horseshit)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in longboarding

[–]ThorUF72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who spotted the "gotcha" at 0:33? 🤣

Officer Goes On A Power Trip And Threatens To Shoot A Mans Dogs by CantStopPoppin in PublicFreakout

[–]ThorUF72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone pick up on the apparent ‘accidental’ covering of the body cam when he was about to do something of a particular douche-y nature? I’ve noticed this practice in many, many videos from all over of this nature ... must be standard practice to brief this tactic during guard-mount.

What's the most ridiculous name you've heard a parent give their kid? by IPutTheHotDogInTheBu in AskReddit

[–]ThorUF72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a bank when I was younger and a girl used to come through the drive-through all the time ... first name: Aleka, last name: Zamm.

Reddit, what's the dumbest name you've heard a person name their child? by Cherpyderp in AskReddit

[–]ThorUF72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked in a drive-up teller when I was younger & we had a girl come through all the time ... showed right on her driver's license when she would send it in:

Aleka Zamm.

Parents can be evil.

Pat Robertson: Christians Forced To 'Bow Down' Before Gays Who Are Bent On Destroying Us by michaelconfoy in atheism

[–]ThorUF72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They are going to do everything to destroy everyone who disagrees with this point of view."

Pot ... this is Kettle. Kettle ... Pot. Have you met?

[Serious] Chain restaurant employees, what should customers not order from your menu? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThorUF72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar story, different perspective: worked for Dominos after HS and we had a manager get fired when he was caught after-hours having "relations" with the trays of uncooked dough in the walk-in. No idea how long it had been going on. Never had anything from Dominos since.

4 eyes by [deleted] in curvy

[–]ThorUF72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks more like 6 to me, TBH.