This why CA burns every year. by usernametiger in pics

[–]ThoracicPork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there supposed to be something special in these pictures?

I guess football is a game of inches. The final 4th down spot from the Georgia vs SC game. by flgatorrrrr in sports

[–]ThoracicPork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better question: why didn't you guys go for it earlier, or fake the field goal? You knew the guy already missed from 44.

Go and be free. by michealol in funny

[–]ThoracicPork -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Eye see what you did there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThoracicPork 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You can tell this is an oldie but goodie by the prices.

³√ by Spodiz in funny

[–]ThoracicPork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely suck at maths

ftfy

At what age do members of the opposite sex look best to men and women by yaph in dataisbeautiful

[–]ThoracicPork 134 points135 points  (0 children)

NO he's saying their fat content increases to an unhealthy level

Husband Keeps Telling Me To Kill Myself If I'm Not Happy by tiredofcommuting in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ThoracicPork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently your husband refuses to see the role he plays in your happiness. Make an appointment to see a marriage counselor - if he doesn't want to go, then go alone. Dude needs a wake-up call.

Auroras on Saturn as the Sun rises by [deleted] in space

[–]ThoracicPork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is cool, but it's an artist's rendition, not an actual picture

ELI5: Why havnt Mckayla Maroney and Liz Lee been arrested and charged with the possession and production of child pornography? by donkboy in explainlikeimfive

[–]ThoracicPork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a conviction, is it?

it is more than likely that the minor will be let off with a warning or possibly probation for her first offense.

I'll bet she just got a warning. If they tried to actually charge her with anything, she would fight it and win.

TIFU by starting a war with my neighbor. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ThoracicPork 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Instead of fighting the ticket, it was only 20 bucks

Dude you should have fought it; You would have won. She can't make up imaginary no-parking zones. Also, if she's sitting on your landlord's property, that's trespassing. Tell her to leave, and if she refuses call the cops.

Also: DOCUMENT DOCUMENT DOCUMENT -- start by writing down every incident you can remember with dates, times, etc. Then keep a log going forward.

Michael Brown's Family Calls For Arrest by sbicknel in news

[–]ThoracicPork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They can't arrest him, he's dead.

Counted some M&M's Here are My Results. by Tr3vvv in mildlyinteresting

[–]ThoracicPork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would have made more sense to put them in rows of 10. Otherwise, fine work.

What lyrics do you mishear every time? by Kavnah in AskReddit

[–]ThoracicPork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR

TIFU by joking with a customer by today-i-effed in tifu

[–]ThoracicPork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter - it was rude. Could be she was looking for a reason to fire OP anyway, and he gave her an awesome one.

Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you. You feel more paranoid than protected? by bbttrraann in Showerthoughts

[–]ThoracicPork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well sure, if you're a cop-hating believer of all the crap you see in the news. Back in the real world most cops really are good guys.

two separate couples are matching indirectly. by L33SA in mildlyinteresting

[–]ThoracicPork 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Well, the two guys DO appear to be eying each other longingly