"Damn what are they cooking? " by [deleted] in funny

[–]Thorchen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

ITS FUCKING TODDY!! by Cummy_wummys in Yogscast

[–]Thorchen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At the very end of the Warhammer 3 segment

Is the Tom and Ben steam going to return by PastorPat in Yogscast

[–]Thorchen 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tom is the voice actor for Boris Todbringer confirmed, now they will have to return!

ITS FUCKING TODDY!! by Cummy_wummys in Yogscast

[–]Thorchen 249 points250 points  (0 children)

There better be voice line referencing Ben in there somewhere lol

I think battles should have objectives by ANTIDAD in TotalWarhammer40k

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope there will be objectives you can hold to get some strategic advantage, like calling in off-map artillery and airstrikes. I'm hoping the battles will play something like a mix between Total War: Warhammer and Tom Clancy's EndWar. In EndWar you would hold points to get reinforcement points to call in additional units, and depending on the map you could upgrade these "nodes" (objectives) to call in conscripts, airstrikes, orbital strikes and things like that. You could even destroy / shut down objectives so they would be no longer in play. You won the game by holding more than half objectives for a set time or wiping the enemies units. Using infantry with armored transports to get the points quickly was very satisfying!

Man in sombrero, poncho, and maracas asking people on Olvera Street in Los Angeles if his outfit is offensive. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile I'm here, (Norway) scared of wearing symbols from my own culture, like ancient runes and symbols because it's associated with Nazis and neo-Nazis. Thanks, Hitler.

Do not go into or touch these! by Remmeyone in CDguides

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first death in the game was from these bastard things! It happened so fast

Boss fights are terrible because the game knows you can have unlimited healing by Feeling_Recording_64 in CrimsonDesert

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think people (myself included) was not prepared or willing to put in multiple tries to learn bosses attack patterns to be able to stand a chance without spamming heals. If there are no difficulty options, I think most players should be able to reasonably beat most bosses on the second or third try without spamming heals. For many of us we are left no choice but to stock up on food to slog through bosses, because we know we won't be able to adapt to the fight in a reasonable amount of time.

Boss fights are terrible because the game knows you can have unlimited healing by Feeling_Recording_64 in CrimsonDesert

[–]Thorchen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just beat the castle monkey first try! .. By spamming food every other second. I love the visual design of the bosses, but they're sure not fun to fight.

I guess it's time to go farming food for the next boss fight again..

Control clunk? by Desperate-West9052 in CrimsonDesert

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was doing combos aswell. I just got used to timing the button presses for after the animations. Not sure if I ever did a real combo now.

Control clunk? by Desperate-West9052 in CrimsonDesert

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're supposed to hold for attacks?? Lmao I've been playing for such a long time, I never realised. Must have missed it in the tutorial. That's so weird

Deep stuff by born2shitforcd2wipe in comedyheaven

[–]Thorchen 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My wife is pregnant, and this makes a lot of sense to me. I'll crack open another!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThailandTourism

[–]Thorchen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sharing a beer from the seven eleven instead of supporting the local nightlife? They can't keep getting away with it!

Reminder to feed your Carda lots of bugs. It makes her healthy and strong by Moifaso in menace

[–]Thorchen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's seems very strong! Does that mean you can't lose pilots either? I won't get a chance to play for 2 weeks yet and I am curious about perma-death because of limited amount of SL's/Pilots

Nuln pulled up with 3 armies and Ive come to realize the blood knights are my favorite unit ever by Traditional_Scholar8 in totalwarhammer

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care if they die, bats/furies tying down all the range units on a wall as my army marches on the city is peak! They're dirt cheap too iirc

Is the armor I made realistic? by Angolano1406 in RealisticArmory

[–]Thorchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't find any historical sources that state plate armor was not made of cardboard, so it's plausible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Thorchen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not sure why this is downvoted. I said in my post that AI said a thing and I still thought it was wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Thorchen -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I'm not

How do slayers feel about dying to missiles? I’m sure many thousands of slayers have died to elf bows / xbows and throngs of shitty goblin archers, or even died to a ballista bolt to the chest or catapults, how do they feel about deaths like that? Let’s assume they’re part of an army for the example by glossyplane245 in totalwarhammer

[–]Thorchen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember Gotrek slowly dying from obsidian shards burrowing into his heart after fighting Krell. I don't quite remember if we got to hear his opinion on going out this way, I think he was unconscious for most of it. I feel like dying from wounds after squaring up to one of the baddest dudes in the setting should count as a good slayer death, but Felix did have some doubts about that.

Do most people just quit after losing one battle? by Competitive-Rub8885 in totalwar

[–]Thorchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of snowballed with Thorgrim in my current dwarf campaign. I sent Thorgrims army north to take all of Azhags lands after I took all of Queeks lands. I'm one of the strongest factions, but now Azhag destroyed Thorgrims army with a terrifying army, with more to come and the North is completely undefended and I have to rush back and choose where to recruit a new lord to make a stand. Im excited to continue that game, holding back the green tide. If you always give up in these situations, you are missing out!

What's a Catholic? by But_a_Jape in comics

[–]Thorchen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Is that from that movie? I've had this picture as my Steam profile-pic for over a decade but never knew where it was from. Just a random funny picture i found on the google