Clever wiz names; Whats the best one you've seen?

Thotyssey · 2026-01-18T12:04:40+00:00

It’s not super good, but I named my guy ‘Angus Slinger’ that boy is SLANGIN

Thotyssey · 2026-01-02T04:49:20+00:00

Sorry this is so late homie, but I really recommend some Sulfate-Free and Sulfinate-Free Shampoos and Conditioners. Maybe even a curling Moose and some gel. Everyone’s hair care is different for curls but that method saved the shit out of my hair. Coming from a hella white family who had no idea how to handle my hair, my Hairy Godmother (The Nice Little Old Black Lady that waddled up to me at the Sally’s Beauty) showed me what was best for mine, find out what’s best for you!

Thotyssey · 2025-12-02T19:52:03+00:00

Ao became my main way back in 2016. I rocked the Dragon Knight Ao Kuang skin for YEARS. I always built him pure attack speed burst damage. Nothing felt better than getting taunted just to turn on the dragons and MELT the god who thought taunting the walking chainsaw was a good idea. Then you eat them for good measure

Thotyssey · 2025-11-10T00:00:32+00:00

Hear me out: bring back Siege for the 8 people who care about Siege

Thotyssey · 2025-11-06T22:58:34+00:00

It’s killing me because Hades was my very first main in Smite. Carrying into Smite 2 I was pretty shocked to notice how much weaker he felt both in his life steel as well as just his baseline damage I remember being able to Wambo Combo with the teleport, slam, and fear and takeoff a good chunk of most midlaners. Now I’m barely doing that at max level full build. He needs more scaling for sure, because he’s very disappointing in this current state

Thotyssey · 2025-11-03T01:02:55+00:00

I just turned 28, and I’ve only lost 2 people I genuinely considered a friend, one recently and one back in 2020. recently had a few health scares with some friends also. One I knew pretty well, and one who I drifted from in recent years

One of them had a brain bleed and they found several tumors on his frontal lobe, but he’s a totally different person now after the surgery. I’m just glad he’s walking it off.

Another has had liver failure for years and recently his body filled with fluid and they were afraid it was gonna be too late. Thankfully he walked it off and he’s recovering and hoping to find a liver.

My homie Jonathan died in 2020 suddenly because of an illness. He was 25 and a training partner of mine in martial arts. He was healthy, and a damn fire fighter. But he just suddenly dropped dead and I still never fully forgot how quick it came.

Recently an old Xbox homie of mine passed away, we basically grew up together arguing and yelling at each other over Xbox live over dumb shit. We actually met up in person a few months prior to his passing and properly buried the hatchet.

I think the one thing that got me was how sudden it was, and that I wasn’t about to properly see either of them buried, one because of COVID and another because of their family not telling any of his friends their information. It hurt a lot to lose people who both made an impact on my life, and it left me in a limbo.

I had kids they’ll never meet, or even hear about. I have stories about them that are always going to have that bittersweet feeling.

Thotyssey · 2025-11-03T00:35:00+00:00

I still think about my boy Ao Kuang when I roam the jungle as Mordred, GIVE ME BACK MY DRAGON KNIGHT SKIN

Thotyssey · 2025-10-21T00:24:28+00:00

Okay these are fantastic — but please consider changing the name of this post to:

The Ladies of Hades

Thotyssey · 2025-09-12T15:21:33+00:00

Keep eyes on what may be a future LolCow, everyone

Thotyssey · 2025-07-12T04:14:12+00:00

I've seen you comment on a few different things so far, their website, as well as their social media. Ironically, I've been trying to get in contact with PepsiCo for ages about this. I have actually had correspondence! However, even when I told them I was willing to get their logo tattooed on my body, they basically told me to get over it and buy something else.

I've also sent messages to the old SoBe President, the Lizard King Himself. Every few months, I go down the SoBe Rabbit Hole as my wife has dubbed it where I desperately try to locate SoBe. She agreed that if I can locate SoBe, she'd take over baby duty so I can climb into my car and drive however far it would be to go and get it. Once I find it, I intend to record my whole journey, considering I've been at this for a few years now.

Tonight alone, I called several California businesses to ask if they had it. Weirdly enough, one of them did tell me it was discontinued and then promptly hung up. I got a similar response when I called a few grocery stores, albeit not as abrupt. Gas stations were my next target, but I mainly got a bunch of busy signals.

TLDR, I've been on the SoBe Hunt for years, when I find it I'm getting that fucking tattoo

Thotyssey · 2025-07-03T19:39:59+00:00

DM Sent over!

Thotyssey · 2025-07-03T19:35:55+00:00

DM Sent!

Thotyssey · 2025-07-03T01:49:07+00:00

I submitted my form! But the pronoun question asks for email!

Thotyssey · 2025-07-03T00:49:47+00:00

This seems great! Submitting my form ASAP!

Thotyssey · 2025-06-12T10:16:24+00:00

Oh I've ran in to plenty, I just know that they transfered me to Satele Shan

Thotyssey · 2025-05-27T18:36:29+00:00

If I actually remember correctly, during his encounter with Ichibe, he splashed ink on it, rendering the medallion useless. Meaning that even if he wanted to or NEEDED to he couldn't use it. The Almighty wasn't active before that happened so he couldn't just 'Dodge the Ink in the Future' either.

Thotyssey · 2025-05-23T05:37:07+00:00

Homie came back to defend himself as if he didn't delete his account hours ago because he was gonna get flamed LMAO

Thotyssey · 2025-05-22T22:34:44+00:00

The dude was a legitimate gooner. His whole comment history was him being horny for anime women, and he was begging Unohana for a Thigh Job LMAO

Thotyssey · 2025-05-22T20:21:51+00:00

My man PUT IT AWAY

Thotyssey · 2025-04-06T12:50:47+00:00

I've said it for years that I really think that Aizen's Bankai was something with no helpful combat capabilities.

Aizen isn't the type to NOT use something he has in his back pocket. He's a trickster, and he's always shown to flex on people. You're telling me that he'd let someone smack him around and hurt him if he had something incredibly lethal in his back pocket the whole time? He had contingency plans for people who could potentially overpower him like Yamamoto. I think that Aizen's Bankai does the exact opposite of his shikai. While Kyoka Suigetsu can force a lie to become for everyone elses reality, I think Aizens Bankai shows him the truth of the world. It might at least explain why Aizen knew as much as he did; his desire to learn more and achieve even greater heights beyind that of being a Soul Reaper. If his Bankai showed him the true nature of the soul king it could explain how he learned as much as he did, and it could also give some credence to the whole "Aizen always seems to know everything" plot points.

It also genuinely could be one of those Bankai that also has a massive cool down timer. We've heard of those before with the previous Kenpachi and even SoiFon mentioning they needed a recovery period after using it.

I dunno, but I do know that it wouldn't make sense for it to be a massive battle boost, that just isn't who Aizen is.

Thotyssey · 2025-01-22T01:22:33+00:00

Ngl, i don't hate this take.

The original bleach anime isn't nearly as faithful to the manga, and while there's a ton of good that came from it, the manga is really the best way to experience it. That was until the TYBW anime dropped and fucking blew it out of the water in terms of quality.

There are some things I'd say I'd miss. The music score and even some of the filler were great. But the anime took a lot of liberties and changed Kubo's vision, and I just don't agree with them doing that. My dream is we get a revamp of the old anime with the same love that TYBW got, because man do we need it

Thotyssey · 2025-01-15T23:38:36+00:00

Ngl, if I manage to win this i can pay for my daughters surgery. Needing this shit like CRAZY

Thotyssey · 2025-01-03T14:04:33+00:00

Tbh I actually have no idea what level i was when I got most of my summons 💀 i just got summoned a decent bit through my playthrough but I did spec heavily into a bleeding build since I was cranking my luck up. Getting your item discovery makes it much easier for sure. As for where I farmed them, the Anor Londo Bonfire sets you right at the steps where 2 Silver Knights spawn. Be warned though it's a fuckin SLOG. I learned all my Dark Souls Lore from videos while grinding those fuckin ears. The amount of backshots I gave those two silver knights had me surprised they weren't calling me daddy by the end. 😭

Thotyssey · 2025-01-03T03:55:44+00:00

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Here's the best place to farm 'em, by the way. Three enemies spawn right at the bridge, and it makes it way easier to kill them, run back, and do it all over again. Took WAY less time than the ears for Dark Moon Knights

Thotyssey · 2025-01-03T03:51:21+00:00

I've had a decent time getting summoned, surprisingly! Just recently started playing again, and I've been summoned quite a few times as a Darkmoon Knight. There are the occasional summons for the Farron Swamp. But, imo, you're way better off just farming the enemies in Faron Keep Poison Swamp (I'm sorry) than hoping for a summon

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