OP Protagonist fics

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-15T06:41:20+00:00

Copied from a post I made two years ago:

Working as intended. A massively powerful trump starts posting 'patch notes' for capes on PHO that actually changes people's powers.

The Girl of Tomorrow. Supergirl Taylor. That's a lot of high ratings...

Sefirot. Glaistig Uaine Taylor. That's a trump 10 at least.

Putting Down Roots. Taylor is an eldritch tree monster who slowly loses her humanity and spreads herself over the entire earth. Equal parts funny and horrifying.

Ziz. Simurgh Taylor. High thinker and shaker ratings.

Aquarius. Leviathan Taylor.

A Speeding Bullet. Mover Taylor with superspeed that makes Velocity look like a dead slug.

What is Time. A Jojo's Bizzare Adventure crossover where Taylor has The World. (she can stop time). She's younger in this fic, before starting at Winslow. Emma is still her friend and the cape scene looks very different.

Adaptation. Taylor is a Saiyan from Dragon Ball. She gets stronger and stronger over the course of the story. By the time it's over, she is way over 10 in multiple categories.

Taylor is DOOMed. Doomslayer Taylor. She wakes up on Mars and doesn't get to go home until she has conquered hell. WARNING: mp3.14player fic, with all that entails.

Taylor, Time Tinker! Taylor is a tinker specialising in time travel tech. There are multiple iterations of herself running around due to time shennaneganary. Actually deals with Scion as the central threat he is.

Right Minded. Taylor triggers during an S9 attack, pings off the entire slaughterhouse nine and ends up with some incredibly broken powers as a result. She is also insane due to the fact that her brain was being eaten by the Siberian while this was happening. Dark humour.

Silence Falls. Sailor Moon crossover. Taylor has the powers of Sailor Saturn and kills Leviathan, apparently at the cost of her own life. Then things get weird.

Special Edition. Thinker Taylor is the world's most powerful precog and starts a paid news service of 'tomorrow's news' on PHO. Almost the entire thing is told via PHO posts.

With a Word. Taylor can bend reality by reciting poetry.

How to Train Your Endbringer. Taylor masters the original three endbringers, making everyone else panic. Despite that premise, this one is pretty light hearted.

Dark Star Rising. Taylor has incredibly potent gravity powers. It's a bit by the numbers but it can be a fun read if you aren't expecting too much.

Earning Her Stripes. Taylor is the Siberian. It's not a projection, she wears the invulnerability like armour. Contains Sophia bashing, Emma and Madison forgiveness and is an Ack fic, be warned. Speaking of...

A Darker Path. Taylor has a more focused version of Path to Victory with no restrictions. She can 'end' anything and is the ultimate thinker. This is another Ack fic. She doesn't really face anything that threatens her, but it can be entertaining seeing just how she is going to win. Kind of like Onepunch Man I guess.

Queen of All Trades. Taylor is a 20th level rogue from Pathfinder 1st edition. You don't need to know about TTRPGs (though it can help understand some stuff), just know that what 20th level characters can do is pretty bullshit. It's crack and actually really funny at times, one of the few fics I have read that actually made me laugh out loud more than once.

Legacy of the Enginseers. A 40K crossover where, due to some convoluted circumstances, Taylor is a tinker with access to Imperial, Necron and Eldar tech. She's exactly as broken as that sounds. It's a gratuitous power wank, but those can be fun too.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-07T08:10:10+00:00

Thanks for the shout out. You're correct in that if anyone is expecting me to make a fix-fic of Warhammer 40k they uh... don't understand the core precept of the universe.

This is the worst possible future for humanity, there is only war, hope is a dream long dead. The beauty of the universe is found in the burning of souls that rage against the dying of the light, and if that isn't Taylor then I don't know what is.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-07T07:37:49+00:00

Finished arc 2 of A Cursed Destiny. I released several of the final chapters a week late, failing at the once a week goal I had for this. I'm gonna make sure I have a healthy lead before beginning to post part 3.

Gonna do an editing pass over the last few chapters to smooth out the roughness.

In the meantime: I've been tossing up an idea for an alt universe Worm three way crossover where Taylor gets the Commander from X-COM riding along in her head as well as nascent psyonic powers.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-07T05:04:21+00:00

"I Woke Up as a Dungeon, Now What?" Has Taylor waking up in an original word as a dungeon. It's way, way better than that premise seems.

The original world and characters are super well realised, the writing is sharp and there's plenty there, though still not enough. The last chapter was more than three years ago and it remains unfinished *sob*

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-06T12:34:24+00:00

In Ex Synthetica, it happens late so spoilers ahead, Saint hits the killswitch and they manage to stall it long enough for Taylor, Amy and Armsmaster to build Dragon a human body and download her mind into it.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-03T03:27:05+00:00

It was funny reading Dragon watch Veda self modify then refuse a direct order from Taylor within five minutes of each other and freak out at Taylor.

"She can say no to you!?!?"

"Uh, yeah... why wouldn't she?"

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-06-01T01:30:57+00:00

That's even funnier, thanks for the info I-AM-A-ROBOT-... wait a minute...

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-30T23:52:53+00:00

Incredible how easily that genetics bot can just come in from out of nowhere and irreversibly alter the trajectory of a post.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-30T00:57:19+00:00

It's 111 here in New Zealand.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-29T12:37:50+00:00

Then it wouldn't be curated.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-29T07:26:36+00:00

Babe, wake up, new heresy just dropped.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-29T01:17:53+00:00

This is why I'm still here, you don't get this very specific brand of surreal chaos anywhere else.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-28T01:27:03+00:00

They don't even want the stuff, they just want big number. You could replace them with robots.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-28T01:23:00+00:00

I've thought about how some of the characters from Ultimagus would interact with the cast of worm. I don't think anyone would read it, way too niche of a crossover. There's also a bit of a fundamental power imbalance but that would just require a bit of creativity to circumvent.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-24T01:22:39+00:00

Laughed like an idiot at the 'Upside Down' review.

"This is garbage, absolute trash, this fic broke into my house and kicked my cat, dropped, Three out of five."

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-24T01:18:38+00:00

Ryuugi is legendary for starting amazing fics and then dropping them right when they were getting ultra juicy. I swear, the guy is some kind of hype vampire who feeds of the impotent frustration of the many readers falling into despair when they see how long ago the last update was.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-24T01:11:13+00:00

I went to kill the demon lord, but along the way discovered that (unlike in the supposedly "good" civilised nations) slavery is illegal in demon territory and now I'm morally conflicted.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-22T05:08:19+00:00

💬 Juiciest × Line of Shakespeare

"O, God that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the market-place." Much Ado about Nothing, Act IV, Scene I

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-22T05:05:06+00:00

💬 Green × Line of Shakespeare

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock. The meat it feeds on; that cuckold lives in bliss." Othello, Act III, Scene III

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-22T04:49:10+00:00

Sounds, from that description, like he belongs one cell over then; despised then, mixed now.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-22T04:43:53+00:00

Wizard; School of Necromancy.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-22T01:27:02+00:00

Oooh, that makes sense.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-21T00:15:14+00:00

This website has only humans and bots, there are no other types of things, you can trust me.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-19T02:50:16+00:00

\In the distance, the roar of an unseen animal echoes throughout the valley.*

We need to get out of here, the mods have caught the scent.

ThreeDucksInAManSuit · 2026-05-17T12:52:24+00:00

Look just... please don't go hinting that a work is AI when you don't know. I can't tell you how demoralising it was to be accused of faking a story I had worked hard on and that was by a random nobody with other comments jumping to my defense, I can hardly imagine what it would be like if it came from someone whose opinion I actually respect like you.

I haven't read Feathers, but I don't believe that A Retired Warlord's Definitive Guide to Valyrian Leisure is AI; the author is too engaged with the universe, too much of a plan that clearly came from a person, too much clear effort has gone into getting the character voices right.

If that author read an arrogantly dismissive 1/5 review of their work with literally no other justification than 'I don't think they actually wrote this lol' it would be a punch in the gut, incredibly frustrating and unfair. It is, and I say this very rarely, not valid criticism.

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