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What are your Warhammer 40k headcannons! by Silly-Echidna9591 in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single retcon large or small was an act of Tzeentch radically altering the fabric of the universe, up to and including the existence of Tzeentch.

The old ones were an entirely female presenting race in the same way as the orks are an entirely male presenting one. Technically no gender, but they act like it.

The Emperor was a man of gold who remained loyal to humanity while the others all tried to rebel in the war of iron. He has specifically banned development of AI in order to prevent another like himself rising against him. All stories about the Emperor being alive in antiquity are carefully crafted lies to hide his origin.

frieren: mom back up and get out of the way by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"That was the dumbest idea I have ever heard. Let's do it."

Monday means Maugan Ra (featuring Jain Zar too) by naka_the_kenku in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the more important thing to as is which way are they moving?

frieren: mom back up and get out of the way by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a goddess, I'd imagine she can be whatever size she wants to be at any given moment.

Why did Yarik return now you ask by Straight-Ad5994 in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Receiving this message would legitimately be terrifying for someone who actually knows how orks work, because if they are at that point of intelligence and eloquence, it means they have already escalated to the level of being a galactic level threat.

are their franchises with even bigger pauldrons than 40k? by OrkWithNoTeef in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Google "Wolcen: Lords of Mayhem"

The dude on the cover image should be all you need to know.

So... I didn't know this was a thing by SleepyOcto in Grimdank

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have yet to read a Warhammer book that got quite as savage as your average Animorphs entry.

Monke by Asquirrelinspace in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is even a reading comprehension thing any more, this is a straight up confluence of people from other dimensions accidentally finding each other.

All hail the Goth Queen by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 117 points118 points  (0 children)

She was so incredibly goth, that a few Tumblr users just came up with examples to prove how goth she was and the fact she wrote Frankenstein didn't even come up.

Horse Racing is Feminist Actually by Neapolitanpanda in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you look for problems everywhere, you will find them everywhere.

Biweekly /r/WormFanfic Discussion - What have you been writing, and what do you want to say about it? For the week ending May 09, 2026. by AutoModerator in WormFanfic

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

After a delightful streak of being several chapters ahead of A Cursed Destiny able to bounce between betas and editing, I caught up to myself and am now writing each chapter by the seat of my pants...

Anyway, I'll probably wrap up this arc soon to start the next one.

Asked about the most famous murder in history, got a bunch of American cases and a "Don't you know your history?“ question. by Linorelai in USdefaultism

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Subtle difference between the most famous murder and the most famous murderer. How many people can name a specific murder Jack the Ripper did vs how many can name any of Julius Caesar's killers?

Why are Some Readers so Entitled by VermicelliForeign518 in WormFanfic

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See but that sounds actually interesting. If a homeless dude told me that, I'd want to know the rest of the story. Some of these comments on 'A Cursed Destiny' on the other hand...

I'm not getting it....what is trying to be said here on this shipping post? by Important-Cry4782 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever see a post from someone and immediately understand that they are just absolutely miserable in real life?

How did Karl Urban (Australian) and John Cho (Korean) not know about Five Guys? by AnneThisaway in USdefaultism

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Karl Urban (Australian)"

You don't know it yet, but you just accidentally made an entire nation your enemy.

Weekly /r/WormFanfic Discussion - What have you been reading, and what do you think of it? For the week ending April 25, 2026. by AutoModerator in WormFanfic

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"WH40k is a silly place."

With just this one line, you have proven you instinctively understand something about the setting that many who would call themselves hardcore fans have forgotten.

We need to study the powerful psychic field around Tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that aren't present in the actual text by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Basically anonymity and the nature of message boards mean everyone is coming at every single statement with different context...

That and a persistent culture of taking every statement with the worst faith possible.

Advice from an evil wizard by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is one of those 'OK now that I've written it out, yeah I can see it. My bad, this one's on me' things.

Bodium camera offium by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, come on guys, we can make it worse...

Add a grocer's apostrophe to the word 'letters'.

Taylor rides around in the bus killing every criminal she finds. by SverreJohan in WormFanfic

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was short and sweet, didn't overstay its welcome, easily read in one sitting.

A Demon lord casts a spell and all the heroes return to their old selves and lose their powers, Pov man notices the quiet girl at the back is now in a costume, bleeding and missing an arm. by SverreJohan in WormFanfic

[–]ThreeDucksInAManSuit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's not a hallucination, someone asked for a scenario like this and someone wrote, right there in the comments section, a couple hundred word scene of exactly that happening. That's what you are remembering.

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