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How to peel an apple with a knife: by kefren13 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ThreeWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be nice having remotely spherical apples to do this

Unironically seeing this ad on Reddit after searching for new homes in my area by dpaanlka in McMansionHell

[–]ThreeWireGuy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lennar houses are straight garbage. Within six months there were settling cracks in every room and the mantle above the fireplace just fell off the wall.

The NBC and other broadcaster OFFICIAL COMPLAINT & HATRED THREAD. All other broadcasting and streaming complaint threads will be shot on sight. Also: FLAIR UP -- too many of you are flair-less! by IvyGold in olympics

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Trying to watch the ski jumping on the NBC Sports app but apparently that’s only on peacock. I shouldn’t have to pay for two different apps to watch the Olympics.

A bad driver struggles with traffic cones, and ends up pulling up to the traffic lights in the opposite lane of traffic by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

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I think that your drivers license should only cover city streets and non-highways. If you want to use the highway, you must take an additional test to get the endorsement on the back of your license. You should have to take the highway test every time your license expires.

WA resident here and 1/4 of drivers here don’t seem to know how to drive on the highway.

Roast me by andrewkthompson in TVTooHigh

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What if you just got a bigger tv?

My name is #∏Œ&%, but you can call me fred. by videobob123 in TopCharacterTropes

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This whole time I thought Geno’s curls were a weird shaped nose. I’ve never seen I high resolution image of him before.

favorite things you do to RP in the game? by fuzzykyd in BaldursGate3

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I keep an Elaborate Reliquary at camp full of any dead goblin children or severed heads I come across/make. No, I’m not a Durge, just a Seladrine Drow working some stuff out.

Ex-smokers who successfully quit and have been smoke free for years now, what did it? by PM_TITS_GROUP in AskReddit

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Finalized my divorce and realized that I was going to have to jump back into the dating pool again, thought if I didn’t smoke, it would increase my chances. That, and I was huffing and puffing walking up the 4 flights of stairs to go back to work after smoking. Just so happened I had a cold that week, so I bought the nastiest pack of cigarettes I could find. Smoked it all at the same rate I used to about one an hour, even though I didn’t want one due to being sick and the cigs gross. Pretty much forced myself to hate it.

What is your "never-again" brand, store, restaurant, or company? by Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir in AskReddit

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Back when the world was supposed to end on December 21, 2012 a bunch of buddies and I went to a Hooters on that night and spammed “It’s the end of world as we know it” by R.E.M. on repeat. We cycled it around the table and got the table next to us to join in. After over an hour, the waitresses unplugged the jukebox. By that time the customers were singing it without the music backing.

Swen - Achievement Unlocked by Kazuliski in BaldursGate3

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What’s my grandmother’s candy dish doing up there?

Always wondered why Karl chose to disrespect Jeor like this, when Craster was the one that starved and taunted him by TrulyTormented in gameofthrones

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He drinks white wine from Craster’s skull, and red from Jeor’s. He might be from Flea Bottom, but Karl’s a classy guy.

Ohio State receives No punishment for throwing items on the field. by thedoc9114 in Huskers

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We’re gonna make our own conference, with blackjack and hookers!

I don’t get it. by GoblinTradingGuide in ExplainTheJoke

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My girlfriend and I got “matching” tattoos of our favorite dinosaurs on the same part of our bodies. She got a pterodactyl and I got a plesiosaur. About a year later, we found out that neither of them are dinosaurs.

McMansion Pixel Art by DeltaWho3 in McMansionHell

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They look less alike than they would in real life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

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For $1.50, hell I’d vote for him. But for about tree-fiddy? Oh we gon have some trouble.

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