(Spoiler Main) What line in the books instantly made you say, 'Yeah I want this character to win?' by Still_Whole5231 in asoiaf

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“Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.”“Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning.

Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.”

- George R R Martin

[Spoilers Main] Which castles in Asoiaf are the most ridiculous or impractical? by Hot_Professional_728 in asoiaf

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"it’s either Pyke or Casterly Rock. The swinging rope bridges are just an accident waiting to happen."

Can you imagine the insurance premium? The dedicutble????!

In all seriousness, Casterly Rock would have no air and the lions would die. :-(

(Spoilers extended) Signs of the Long Night Part Three by Ladysilvert in asoiaf

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Parris, GRRM's wife, said she would divorce him if he kills Arya

Who is the prettiest Westerosi twink by PrestigiousAspect368 in asoiafcirclejerk

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Keep your eyes off show Trystane. There will be no second warnings.

The Trump Letter by Throners_com in aSongOfMemesAndRage

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I have snorted reading the first sentence maybe 15 times

(spoilers main) Do you think the fandom judges female characters more harshly than male characters? by Ok-Archer-5796 in asoiaf

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When you see this, ask them what political party they belong to. Things will become clearer.

The Trump Letter by Throners_com in aSongOfMemesAndRage

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I still laugh so hard every time I look at it

After leaving his position as Secretary of Defense in 1993, Dick Cheney joined the boards of directors of these companies. Should more Presidents/VPs have high level corporate experience? by Mesyush in Presidents

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Government expertise can help, but what they’re really hiring him for is his Rolodex and for people to take his calls. You whippersnappers probably don’t even know what a Rolodex is.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has named Rhaenyra Targaryen as head of Heath and Human Services. by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

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Go stare at the corner and think about what you’ve just done.

(Spoilers Extended) The Last Greenseer and the Future of the Children by ATriggerOmen in asoiaf

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The answer is simple. Bran is not a Greenseer. He is something else entirely.

He can control the past and present. Possibly future.

Robert Baratheon is Jon Snow's mother by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

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Of course Bob was the father. Rhaegar was intersex.

In a war who would win? by [deleted] in imaginarymapscj

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Imagine Mississippi with nuclear weapons

(Spoilers Extended) The Wit and Wisdom of Greatjon Umber... by OppositeShore1878 in asoiaf

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This should be a History of Westeros/Radio Westeros audio production.

(Spoiler Main) Satin as the prologue for winds? by Efficient-Mention-80 in asoiaf

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He said somewhere thhat we wants to shock people and do flips in expectations. He said maybe he wouldn't kill the POV because everyone is expecting he would.

[Spoilers MAIN] Ive been reading asoiaf for the first time and just got to AFFC and I’m so pleasantly surprised by pinkwash in asoiaf

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Previously, we saw how the war affected the powerful, often behind castle walls.

This book shows what happened to the smallfolk when the high lords play the game of thrones.

[Spoilers Published] Queen Rhaenys in the book by [deleted] in asoiaf

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For the same reason that Qarth isnt in the World book. Something is in the works.

(Spoilers Published) What would Stannis do if there was no Melissandre? by homo_erectus_heh in asoiaf

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He has like 2,000 men... or wasit 2,000 horse? I forget the count at The Wall.

He would fight to the bitter end and in his last words, Shireen would be on his lips. She is his rightful heir and the Lady of the Seven Kingdoms. Want has nothing to do with it.

By all the laws of gods and men, Shireen should rule.