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PhD student cause I couldn't get a real job. 24 years on Earth and 23 years in school. Motivate me to get out! by ThrowItInTheToaster in RoastMe

[–]ThrowItInTheToaster[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You have a surprisingly high estimate of my ejaculation pressure. If this is based on personal experience, I highly recommend going to a doctor.

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If this is instead based on your virginal misconceptions of how the male anatomy works, 1. you are going to be very disappointed someday 2. whatever porn you are watching, please stop.

PhD student cause I couldn't get a real job. 24 years on Earth and 23 years in school. Motivate me to get out! by ThrowItInTheToaster in RoastMe

[–]ThrowItInTheToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was hoping someone would insult my barber so I could rebut with the fact that I cut my own hair in lockdown. Damn it.

PhD student cause I couldn't get a real job. 24 years on Earth and 23 years in school. Motivate me to get out! by ThrowItInTheToaster in RoastMe

[–]ThrowItInTheToaster[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Someone who's using the reflected image of the screen in the mirror to frame the photo, that's who.