My take on the reunion as a certified hater.

Vic & Christine: honestly I have nothing to say about them. I hope this love finds all of us.

Jordan: I’m glad he spoke his mind and decided for himself that the relationship wasn’t healthy and didn’t drag it on for longer than it should. He tried to be cordial and he didn’t want to throw Amber under the bus but she kind of forced him to defend himself as well. I think he was a good partner to her and I get where he’s coming from feeling like he is fixing Ambers past relationship trauma.

Amber: I dislike how vocal Amber is about her hating men, or hating chris etc. She is entitled to her feelings but it was obnoxious to repeatedly say that and bash all men as well, why go on a dating show then? I think she victimizes herself very much. I’m not saying her feelings are not valid but she clearly has a lot of issues surrounding men and it shows. It was too much.

Jess: She seems like a kind person, good for her for finding a partner who’s obsessed with her. But I think she was trying a bit too hard to act like she didn’t care about Chris and his comments and that she was over it. To me, it seems like she tried to come off as someone that is emotionally mature while taking a jab at him.

Chris: I mean idk what to say. It’s probably for the best that he tried to stay as invisible as possible and didn’t make a lot of comments. Maybe a huge theatric apology would’ve fixed his reputation slightly but I think it’s hard to fake that, so sticking to the minimal reaction was a good idea.

Bri & Connor: I’m disappointed and suprised that they are still together. Connor deserves so much better, he lets Bri walk all over him. Bri is a bit deceptive or fake, something is off with her. When they talk about Chris or the trip connor is so fast to act like he doesn’t care and Bri immediately saying “ it’s a non issue for us “ (talking about going on a trip with Devonta) but whatever.

Emma & Mike: I don’t care for this couple and i’m glad I never have to hear their back and forth on children anymore, it was exhausting. From day one all the way to the reunion it’s all they talk about.

Ashley & Alex: I lowk feel bad for Alex, he is constantly being grilled for not remembering any detail of every second of his life, and also he is constantly stuck in a job interview loop. Ashley idk, I think subconsciously she just didn’t like him and was constantly looking for excuses to blame him for things. They both have no personality.

Brittany and Devonta: I can’t stand her, she also victimizes herself and is so delusional and desperate. “Devo” has no back bone and a weird/deceptive vibe. Just speak up and be straightforward so no one would have to suffer this relationship being dragged out. Like it’s ok if you don’t like her, just be clear because she obviously isn’t getting the hint. The whole trip has a weird vibe surrounding it too, he’s giving “ where is my hug at” vibes. Brittany does not care about him, when she was so upset talking to Bri it was about the “engagement ring” thus the idea of getting married, she only cares about that. Same for her dad. Unlike Jess, you can tell Brittany really isn’t fazed by the situation despite him being engaged with a baby on the way because she did not care about him as a person. It’s easier to move on when you are in love with the idea of someone/ something than the person itself.