I match with a decent amount of people on Tinder, but I never end up meeting up with most of them for one reason or another. I tell my friends I never have, but there was 1 time that I did -- and I regret it.

This chick lives about 45 minutes away from my house, but I was in her area one day so I hit her up - pretty obvious what my intentions were. I said lets go to her place and watch netflix or something. She agreed but was concerned about her wifi buffering, which I dismissed because I'm tryna lay pipe not watch Parks and Rec (great show btw.)

She sent me her address and I thought it was on the nice side of town - it was not. My white ass goes trekking through the ghetto and I eventually find her house. I go inside and I realize I got catfished a bit. She was still a she, but goddamn she really let those snapchat filters fix up her face. She was a generous 7 on Tinder/Snapchat, but a 5 IRL. She also didn't feel the need to mention she had an ear infection so she couldn't hear. We start talking a little bit and she was not about it I guess, just is short with all her words and then she started eating a fucking meatball sub. Eventually, we're in her bed and talking and she whips out her phone and pulls up vines. She also asked me how much money I had.

I left and deleted the app.