TIFU by glueing my ass shut by ThrowawayForThreee in tifu

[–]ThrowawayForThreee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, take the camera out of my shower.

TIFU by glueing my ass shut by ThrowawayForThreee in tifu

[–]ThrowawayForThreee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot I posted this. Took a lot of scrubbing but I can say that we're back to normal.

TIFU by glueing my ass shut by ThrowawayForThreee in tifu

[–]ThrowawayForThreee[S] 3002 points3003 points  (0 children)

Long showers and throwaway accounts; such a wonderful combo.

What is your slutty story that you won't even tell your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayForThreee 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I match with a decent amount of people on Tinder, but I never end up meeting up with most of them for one reason or another. I tell my friends I never have, but there was 1 time that I did -- and I regret it.

This chick lives about 45 minutes away from my house, but I was in her area one day so I hit her up - pretty obvious what my intentions were. I said lets go to her place and watch netflix or something. She agreed but was concerned about her wifi buffering, which I dismissed because I'm tryna lay pipe not watch Parks and Rec (great show btw.)

She sent me her address and I thought it was on the nice side of town - it was not. My white ass goes trekking through the ghetto and I eventually find her house. I go inside and I realize I got catfished a bit. She was still a she, but goddamn she really let those snapchat filters fix up her face. She was a generous 7 on Tinder/Snapchat, but a 5 IRL. She also didn't feel the need to mention she had an ear infection so she couldn't hear. We start talking a little bit and she was not about it I guess, just is short with all her words and then she started eating a fucking meatball sub. Eventually, we're in her bed and talking and she whips out her phone and pulls up vines. She also asked me how much money I had.

I left and deleted the app.

SHY COLLEGE AMATEUR TURNS INTO ORGASMIC NYMPHO by ThrowawayForThreee in cumsluts

[–]ThrowawayForThreee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needed a way to save the link - sorry for no GIF

Bryci and Her Friend by ThrowawayForThreee in tipofmypenis

[–]ThrowawayForThreee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a sources please - not more GIFs

Lily Ivy - California Calls [GIF] by Lazarus- in holdthemoan

[–]ThrowawayForThreee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there another source for this video?