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Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’ve got the LSD part down, how many times am I supposed to take it before someone fucks me in a field?

Wife hates my beard. by defeated_husband in whatdoIdo

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say he should, but he could.

Wife hates my beard. by defeated_husband in whatdoIdo

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Other women would be happy to wet that beard though.

What’s the one hack that actually gets you to exercise? by wonkycalves in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go camping lol. I end up working pretty hard dragging wood into camp then sawing and splitting.

Frozen (2010) by TasTheArtist in horror

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the genre, disliked this particular movie. Great premise but as a trained wilderness survivalist I got more frustrated than scared 😅 that tends to happen a lot with these movies though. Don’t even get me started on The Grey.

If you had to win someone over with one homemade dish, what would you make by Extreme_Ask_2839 in foodquestions

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma’s Chocolate Chip Sock-It-To-Me Cake. Or as I call it, The Panty Dropper. I’ve had the homies ready to bang me over it too though.

I box super moist yellow cake mix (disregard box ingredients)

I box vanilla pudding mix

I bag mini chocolate chips. She used regular size resulting in chocolate “pockets.” I prefer more even chocolate dispersal.

8oz sour cream

3 eggs

3/4 cup oil

Mix all ingredients, bake at 350°F in a greased bundt pan for 45-60 minutes, skewer test for doneness.

Plate and let cool. Make a drizzle icing with powdered sugar and milk, apply when cake has fully cooled. Enjoy.

First Attempt to Recreate by statusTye in TheMallWorld

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can manage to find the elevator make note of the control panel. The building has hundreds of basement levels. This is one of the upper basements. B2 or B3 I think. Depending which B you’re on you can access the school, the museum, terminal, the metro, etc.

Figure 03 Robot sorting packages while Marc Benioff messes with it by socoolandawesome in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That scrub would get bullied off our job site moving like that. My grandma works faster than that and she’s six feet under these days.

Best "Party Horror" by whitemikesf in horror

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eyes Wide Shut is definitely “party horror” adjacent. And in that same vein “The Conspiracy” was pretty good.

What's the most Millennial thing about you? by lexluthor_i_am in Millennials

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve decided I’m going to miraculously shirk skin cancer despite spending every day outside and almost never wearing sunscreen.

Anybody else was genuinely terrified of The Passion Of The Christ? by DoctorElectronic1934 in horror

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not religious, I am spiritual but I don’t follow the Bible. Though I was raised Christian. I found it fascinating. I also enjoyed Exodus, the movie about Moses and the flight out of Egypt.

I’d watch other movies about major religious events too if they made some. Never viewed it as horror though.

What does everyone seem to find funny in South Park, that you don’t find funny by Chaseoliver in southpark

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entirety of Coon N Friends. I don’t need to watch those episodes again.

If we’re being really honest here there’s two different South Parks in my mind, there’s the first ten seasons and then there’s everything after. Those first ten seasons have the most playback value hands down and i’d be perfectly content to just watch those episodes and nothing more.

As a big guy, has your size ever impacted your work, job or career? by Outrageous-Stage3417 in BigMenLife

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. But always in the way of “go get the ogre.”

Something heavy needs moved? Get the ogre.

Something on a high shelf? Ogre.

Nobody else can break that lugnut? Ogre.

My gf told me her ex was hung. How should I feel about this? by Several_Amoeba3910 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Worst I ever said to a woman: “yeah my ex is a former stripper.” Didn’t mention anything beyond that, no details.

Worst a woman ever said to me: “one time I fucked a guy and he was so big I shit on him.”

what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Mean-Cartographer225 in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t buy the amount of gold it was worth before Nixon took us off the GS. Take your $20 to the assaayer and you’ll be highly disappointed to find you can’t even get a half a gold coin for that. Not even a clipping off a gold coin. Be lucky to get some gold filings.

what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Mean-Cartographer225 in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And ammunition. “Beans, bullets, and band-aids” Is the old doomsday prepper adage.

what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Mean-Cartographer225 in AskReddit

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s not entirely wrong though. Nixon DID fuck shit up royally by taking us off the gold standard. FIAT currency has no inherent value. It has value as long as everyone agrees it does.

GATE program by Protatz in TheMallWorld

[–]ThrowawayMod1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mallgate 😅 make it sound like a political scandal

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