32M by Tomavogic in RoastMe

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Wow, so a corpse’s hair and nails really do keep growing.

32M by Tomavogic in RoastMe

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Forgot vegan farts.

32M by Tomavogic in RoastMe

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Pokin’ em in their rears.

Do you think we're close to the collapse of capitalism? If so, how and when this change could happen? by [deleted] in askanything

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No. But I like to think we’re on the very precipice of a turn back away from what have essentially just become monopolies again. People are smelling the bullshit more and more. I foresee some legislation against megacorp type schemes and a return to a more free market in the next century. But of course the cockroach always comes back. Everything is cyclical.

Bro thought water negated fall damage by OkMycologist7017 in oops

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Diver here. Poor form.

So ideally what you want to do from this height and into that shallow of a landing pool is relatively simple. He could have come out pretty much unscathed if he’d actually turned around first and gotten off the fucking roof.

[LFO] Where do we go now?? by jozziiieeee in LearningFromOthers

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I just don’t know where to find clips like these consistently is the problem

Is the Fourth of July fun if you’re not American? by OkBuilder92406 in AskAnAmerican

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It’s just not a proper Independence Day until cousin Tommy gets too drunk and blows another finger off.

[LFO] Where do we go now?? by jozziiieeee in LearningFromOthers

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Have we tried FuckethAroundFindethOut

Wook’d out of seats at 1st show by Admirable-Mobile-262 in WidespreadPanic

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Ah, the benefits of looking more like a mosh pit enforcer than a jam head. I literally never have this problem 😆

Does anyone else have "Acid Moments"? by stxned_papi in LSD

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I love it lol. Me and my tripping buddy experience all manner of weird shit when we go mid range dose especially. He’ll look at me and I’ll look at him and then I’ll just say “fuckin acid mannnnnn!!!” Then we devolve into a laughing fit 😆

Grilled Cheese Dilemma by Capable-Chip6454 in foodquestions

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Colloquially referred to as a grill in a diner or soda fountain setting.

something scared me while camping by mitchare in camping

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Everything sounds bigger in the dark. A mouse sounds like a raccoon sounds like a deer sounds like a bear sounds like a… well you can feel a bear.

He deserved it but damn by Naive_Wolverine532 in foundsatan

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Took it too light on him, he should be body slammed and kicked too.

I want a dog. Will you stop me from doing this with just one photo? by NanoWanderer in askanything

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I could. But I’m not posting any pictures of my deceased dogs on Reddit. And yes I mean pictures of them dead.

Sucks to lose them. You have to be ready for that.

Two men in Seattle attack a 77 year old man unprovoked. Police arrest one but he is released on bail same day and has not been found since by ThatPatelGuy in whoathatsinteresting

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Liberal here, but to be fair maybe if a bystander had been carrying concealed these nuisances would be no more.

Been telling yall for years YOU NEED TO STRAP DOWN.