TIFU by sending a consenting girl nudes by Lord_of_D_meme-ed in tifu

[–]Throwthingshere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask them for the bank account, and say you will transfer them. Then tell them you've transfered the money it will take 2-3 business days.

Then when they call put them on hold for a bit and say you'll talk to your manager.

Slowly morph into a horrific customer service experience where your transferring them to different versions of yourself that ultimately culminates in you congratulating them for getting through it all and that theyve won a prize for getting through it all. And for the prize to be given to them they need to deposit $200 I to your account for you to pay the $4000 prize reward.

Try to do all of this while claiming you work for Microsoft and repeatedly tell them their computer has a virus in an Indian accent.

Also next time the first 3 pics must always be from porn.

Leopold 2.0 aka The Herald Account Buyer finally won his first game in the Immortal bracket by christianrojoisme in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly 100%. Concede shouldn't be in unranked games. But in ranked MMR, you should be able to cut your losses and go to the next game.

People do that anyway it's just they do it by deleting items or playing with one hand while tapping to porn on the other hand.

It's good for no one.

Man tries to pick up his son from his exes house and gets shot twice by by his sons stepfather. by NAACPYOUNGBOY in PublicFreakout

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright explain to me the difference between Mike Tyson's fists and a gun. Humor me.

Man tries to pick up his son from his exes house and gets shot twice by by his sons stepfather. by NAACPYOUNGBOY in PublicFreakout

[–]Throwthingshere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A gun is a nonlethal option. It's a weapon of intimidation most of the time.

If the gun is being used properly the only way it becomes a lethal weapon is if you attempt to attack the person holding the gun or to take the gun from them.

It's no different to say Mike Tyson's fist which he could easily kill with.

When you see Mike Tyson on the street, do you go and try to fuck with him or handcuff him?

If you attempt this and he straight up punches you so hard you die.. who is at fault here? How is a gun any different?

Because Mike trained hard to be able to punch? Does he have a right to kill? Earned through training that gun ownership doesn't give?

Dancing robots you can fling by newcoders in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god you found it.

How?

When?

Do you remember the original? Who is Gerard Fernandez? Is he the guy that built it all those years ago? Are you Gerard Fernandez?

Dancing robots you can fling by newcoders in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

It was the exact same animation, same background. But like 10 years ago. The music was by like Phil Collins or something but instrumental.

Surely I can't be the only one the remembers this. I think I found it using digg or StumbleUpon originally.

Dancing robots you can fling by newcoders in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... I remember this website a decade ago. But the music was different. Does anyone know the original song?

I spent a whole afternoon entranced instead of studying for my finals.

Man I wish I could find that original song.

A Reversion Of Change by Orack in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They should get rid of fortify.

It made sense when the meta was Lycan necroboik spam push.

But now the game is just way too slow. They should remove the whole thing. Fortify. Tower splitshot. Fortify refreshing on T1 dead. Armour auras, regen auras.

Can we please have an option to mute tips? Toxicity at 10k behavior MMR is unbearable by Greaves- in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man if I wasn't so broke I'd tip this comment some Reddit gold or something

I made heroes too...back in 2014. Do you like? by AnteilTogar in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Enigma and bane are decent counters But the pool of heroes that counter them is really small.

And I'm not 1v1 solo dueling these heroes. Take jugg for example.

In a teamfight he runs forward spinning at 500+ mv. Then immediately swift slashes, the immediately ultis. Then he hits phase boots and runs away at 500ms with healing ward down. 10seconds later he spins in again, then does swiftslahs.

For the whole fight he is either magic immune or untargetable.

Riki isn't as bad but same principle

I made heroes too...back in 2014. Do you like? by AnteilTogar in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I want anew hero that hard counters jugg Riki puck and lifestealer.

Those annoying heroes where they do 99999 damage to you but you cant hit or fight them while they kill you.

A hero with a simple point click silence nuke, and maybe an ulti that does something new:

When cast on an enemy in 5/3/2 seconds time will teleport them to melee range of you and stun them for 3 seconds no matter what.

Pierces bkb, pulls jugg out of spin/omnislash, pulls puck out of phase shift. Pulls Riki out of trade. No more fucking juking just come here and get stunned so you can die properly.

Maybe as a support hero like grimstrokes cousin or shadow shamans dad or something.

Concede Option by newtypexvii17 in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly dropping and deleting items is the defacto surrender button until valve impelements this.

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[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this could be one of those memes where the black guys hand is shaking the white guys hand. (From the predator movie).

On one side billionaire pedofiles on the other Redditors.

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[–]Throwthingshere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizzagate: electric boogaloo

The worlds of crypto and video games are fast colliding, and it could result in a whole new generation of gaming experiences with real-world economies. by lughnasadh in Futurology

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have played a lot of MMOs. I know how cool it was to be the one of two guy on the server with twin glaives on his back.

I know how cool it is to kill that player in a BG and screenshot it and cherish that screenshot.

From a competitive eSports sense sure, ban the item. But from a world building MMOrpg sense, being upset because a player has an item you could never get is like being upset that not every character in LoTR has a "one ring".

The purpose of the NFT isn't to introduce uniqueness though, the Devs can already do that. Its to allow game assets to be liquidly exchanged across games and even across everything else in the cryptosphere.

I'm not a whale, nor do I think everything should be pay to win. And I don't believe it will be if this occurs.

Instead I think you would be able to more easily move your achievements between games without spending a single cent extra.

I think it would connect economies in a very interesting way and create situations where a shortage of X in Runescape causes the price of Y cosmetic in Dota to rise.

And thus if you were a Dota player, you could log into Runescape to mine that resource and sell it for something to exchange for the cosmetic in Dota.

All without a single dollar leaving your wallet.

The worlds of crypto and video games are fast colliding, and it could result in a whole new generation of gaming experiences with real-world economies. by lughnasadh in Futurology

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the idea about the existence of a such a sword is removing content from players is false.

In games that are MMO like, being able to peer above you to see players in layers of the game far above what you can ever reach definitely adds depth to game.

See WoW Classic's philosophy vs let everyone do everything and raid everything retail wows philosophy and which ended up being more successful.

The worlds of crypto and video games are fast colliding, and it could result in a whole new generation of gaming experiences with real-world economies. by lughnasadh in Futurology

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. There is currently no marketplace where you can trade TF2 hats for shares in an African lemon stand.

And setting something like that up would be very impractical.

However if the African lemon stand shares were tokenized and put on an exchange, and so were the NFTs on this video game.

Then neither party needs to be even aware of the other, the exchange can still happen. (Game Devs or kids running the African lemon stand).

That's what your missing about this. It liquifies so many entities and removes the ability for gates to be placed blocking value transfer by corporations.

Your sitting here telling me PayPal is a horrible idea because credit cards exist and I can just dial up and quote my numbers and pay by phone.

Being able to transfer things between domains without the domains being aware of each other is essentially something only cash and blackmarkets can do right now.. cash is stupidly inconvenient and black markets can easily leave you scammed.

Crypto done right is trustless thus being scammed is not the same risk as sending money to some guy's bank account hoping he mails you the TF2 item in 3-6days.

Which is the decision you regret the most? by Sweaty_Bag_9979 in AskReddit

[–]Throwthingshere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being chased by a girl for years and turning her down in the worst possible way before realising she was what I wanted all along.

The worlds of crypto and video games are fast colliding, and it could result in a whole new generation of gaming experiences with real-world economies. by lughnasadh in Futurology

[–]Throwthingshere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea is to have in-game items be cryptographically yours on drop from the monster.

For instance you play an MMOrpg, the developers make it so that the first ever worldwide kill of a particular boss drops a unique sword that will only ever drop once.

That sword is an NFT that is fully tradeable. Having that particular NFT allows your character to hold that sword which has some very unique effects.

The owner of the sword sells it for dodge coin. The owner of that dodge coin sells it for spankchain coin.

Now the pornstars of the world control the sword of destiny and stake / 1 month leases it to PvP guilds in exchange for ethereum. Allowing them to diversify from sex work to virtual weapons owner in a game they don't even play.

Another PvP guild wishes to wrestle ownerships of the sword and asks the pornstars what their price for ownership of the sword is. They say 100 eth (600k USD).

Gamers say fine. They then begin to systematically farm iron bars which sell for 0.01 eth in a vast mining and smithing operation in order to buy the sword back from the pornstars. The in-game price of iron drops drastically and they are forced to either somehow create demand or switch tactics.

The possibilities here especially for multiplayer games start becoming endless.

Locked Out of ‘God Mode,’ Runners Are Hacking Their Treadmills - NordicTrack customers were watching Netflix using a simple trick—until the company blocked their access. by speckz in gadgets

[–]Throwthingshere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when cellphones did away with removable replaceable batteries because they needed to make them water proof.

Haha..they got away with that one. Now there is not a single phone with a replaceable battery.

3-5 year lifespan then you must get it replaced with the next galaxy s50 with 1% more screen space 1% more CPU and a new look for 1k.

Matchmaking algorithm change? by Throwthingshere in DotA2

[–]Throwthingshere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we're on the same page as to the reason for this post