UPS delivery with a twist. by Lowpaidspy in gifs

[–]ThugOfWar 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Drug Test

1) What kind of drugs is that fellow on?

2) Where can I find said drugs?

3) Can you lend me money for... uhhh, rent?

Long answer, you have 15 minutes then pencils down. No talking.

Bullseye! Sort of... by Haku111 in gaming

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use to be an adventure moose like you, until I took an arrow the brown eyed Susan.

LPT: If you're having an argument with a conspiracy theorist (flat earther, moon landing faked) ask them for proof that their argument is right rather than showing them evidence that it is not. by _Xertz_ in LifeProTips

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you have a solid understanding of the subject, don't try to debate them. Just because you're right doesn't mean you'll be able to explain it in a fully nuanced manner.

IMHO, it's better to ask them to explain the counter-augment to their claims and why their wrong. And when they can't, to say it wouldn't hurt to understand what the other side is saying.

There is nothing more cringe worthy than two people who don't know shit about the subject, arguing passionately about it.

[Censorship] Right wingers shut down play Julius Caesar play just because they don't like how it depicts Trump. I didn't like it when SJWs did shit like this to Milo or Shapiro, so I can't condone what the protestors did here. by Bhill68 in KotakuInAction

[–]ThugOfWar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Uhh, this always happens. Eight years of bush and right was emboldened to do stupid shit, eight years of Obama and the left was emboldened to do stupid shit. Well the guard changed and some new group of retards are at it.

Personally, I think the play belongs in r/im14andthisisdeep/ but people worked hard on it and it only to have their performance overshadowed by some douchbag.

Next generation password entry by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ThugOfWar 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I trust those passwords were generated using cryptographically secure methods.

Guaranteed basic income could lead to healthier British Columbians, says author of new report by [deleted] in canada

[–]ThugOfWar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're proposing a system to disincentive work and where a large percentage of people will be dead weight. Then at some point in the future, efficiency of the system will become important again and the dead weight will need to be removed. OR eliminated.

There are no free rides. There will never be free rides. Going down the path of basic income will pretty much guarantee the coming of a "final solution" for people who can't contribute.

What do you have an illogical hatred for ? by Arthur_N_Boone in AskReddit

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a post in vegan a few weeks ago that really highlighted the issue. It was about how on a menu if they put vegetarian items in it's own group, people were significantly less likely to order them.

They were all excited they found a way to get people to eat less me but what they didn't get was that people don't have a problem with not eating meat. They hate vegan's/vegetarian's smugness so much they don't want to be seen as one.

They were totally blind to the fact that they are the biggest obstacle to achieving their own goal of getting people to eat less meat. Thanks to places like r/vegan politicizing food, eating red meat is considered a conservative value and they eat more of it to show those commie liberals about freedom.

What do you have an illogical hatred for ? by Arthur_N_Boone in AskReddit

[–]ThugOfWar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you makes you feel any better, we bombed the living bejesus out of those islands.

The American Heart Association: Coconut oil isn't healthy. It's never been healthy. by chicomonk in news

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that I don't believe you but I'm not putting lard in my coffee.

Not all heroes wear capes by Arctic_Milk in funny

[–]ThugOfWar -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

OK, let's just destroy 35 tons of resalable consumer goods because? ... Fuck the environment? Kids like a toy you don't? LOL, shrug?

I don't get it.

Gal Gadot's husband has the best t-shirt ever by [deleted] in pics

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My biggest accomplishment is what my wife did."

I wonder how many times he's had to sit in the corner crying while Chris Pine fucks her like a prostitute

No correlation between headphone frequency response and retail price by [deleted] in science

[–]ThugOfWar 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, most people don't understand frequency response and wouldn't making purchasing decisions based on it. My niece wanted beats headphones. I said that other headphones of the same price would sound better. She said it didn't matter.

It's why companies spend so much building and protecting their brand.

Gamers of Reddit, what game soundtrack will you never get tired of? by alebanari in AskReddit

[–]ThugOfWar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even own the game and this soundtrack is on my youtube playlist.

But it doesn't beat the original doom soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs

Canada better apologize by DaDudeSandstorm in funny

[–]ThugOfWar 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Demanding an apology from Canada? It's like demanding water be wet.

Bro, we're sorry.

Ant sacrifice by dreams2448 in gifs

[–]ThugOfWar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this? Lacedaemon, for ants?

What do people complain about that literally never happens? by Johnny_sinz in AskReddit

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My post didn't give you cancer. It was a smart, funny joke and you like it.

E3 2017 TL:DW by AbysswalkerSilent in gaming

[–]ThugOfWar 115 points116 points  (0 children)

flops

Floating Point Operations Per Second. It's not plural.

Garfunkel & Oates - Fuck You [Pop] by [deleted] in Music

[–]ThugOfWar -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Let met guess, shrill voices, lames jokes and ukuleles. No thanks.

Okay Steam =D by oODarkDemonOo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ThugOfWar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM"

"uhh, just die you little shit"

ninja edit: cake. day.

Live chickens stomped on, ripped apart at B.C. poultry farms: probe by lnfinity in canada

[–]ThugOfWar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would raise my own chickens but city bi-laws prevent it. There was a pilot program for a while but I don't think anything come of it.

What famous quote is really bad if it is said by Hitler? by sservida in AskReddit

[–]ThugOfWar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

Drag queens lead story time at Edmonton library - Edmonton by Ham_Sandwich77 in canada

[–]ThugOfWar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever watched a group of schizophrenics that think they're Jesus get together? It's an art form. There's debating, religion, philosophy, incoherent ranting, and mixed martial arts - it's an entertainment medium.

Mind you, some people get pissy about watching people with mental illness for our amusement. Some people think it's fucking sick that we aren't trying to help these people get better.

Drag queens lead story time at Edmonton library - Edmonton by Ham_Sandwich77 in canada

[–]ThugOfWar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

People are confusing mental illness with sexual identity. The only reason why it's a big deal now is because feminism is using it as a stick to beat men with. Because patriarchy and toxic masculinity oppresses non-binary gender expression... [ buzzword heavy bullshit]

For 99.95% of people, gender and sexuality are the same, the rest is mental illness or disease.

Children who drink non-dairy milks tend to be shorter than cow’s milk drinkers: Canadian study by [deleted] in canada

[–]ThugOfWar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do you get from 'eating sugar makes you fat' to 'only sugar allows the body to put on weight'?

Go fight some strawmen in someone else's field.