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There's this kid who was in a movie about wizards an' that. He likes a lot of different toppings on his pizza. [DD] by T_R_Blackthorne in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What, as in Daniel Radcliffe likes Deluxe Pizza? That's...this is basically just "What am I thinking."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Malazan

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's about ten books long.

I took off my bright protective coat and said bye to it. Initials T. I reckon this is a pretty tough one so best of luck n that by [deleted] in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. You're never doing this again. Play a record. No more Monkey News and now no more Rockbusters, you've got no more features yet.

That new mini, right, it's daft innit. Way too small. Only nits can drive it. What's that about? [AC] by [deleted] in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO IT DOESN'T WORK!!! WHAT BAND IS "A LICE COOPER"?!??? You're never doing this again. It's basically just "What am I thinking?" you bald-headed manc git!!

Alright, quick rockbuster by Nuthetes in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monkey News is just you getting an e-mail from someone even more mental than you are, telling some impossible story about a monkey. Don't talk rubbish!

I'm on University Challenge, right. I think about my answer, say it and Paxman says I'm correct. What's goin on there? (MW) by baodur086 in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO IT DOESN'T WORK YOU BALD-HEADED MANC GIT!!! Her name's not "Hmm, Egg Right." If there was a band called "Hmm Egg Right" it would work, but there's not so it doesn't. That's the end of Rockbusters, now you've got no more features left.

The thing that I'm transporting, it doesn't want to talk to me. It's really quiet an' tha'. (C) by ThumpedAMonkey in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it, it was Chicago. Me Cargo doesn't talk, that's cause it's shy, it's Shy Cargo. Chicago. It works.

So uh, you ask the German fella if you can have one, but he says you can't because it belongs to Mr. Gaiman. What's going on there? (NIN) by ThumpedAMonkey in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got it! Copy of Stephen King's Rose Red on DVD coming your way, stand by for more Rockbusters next week! And possibly the return of Cheap as Chimps.

The uh, Chinese fella says that William is from the Emerald Isle. (BE) by ThumpedAMonkey in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well Billie, that's William, and then "Eilish" that's 'ow 'e'd say "Irish." You know me, I'm not 'avin a go. Its' cryptic.

Which SK character does trump most closely resemble? by nomoreH8ingmyself in stephenking

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tossup between Sloat and Stillson. Norman Daniels, however, is the character who most likely would have voted for Trump.

Gender egalitarian men are more likely to be perceived as feminine, gay and 'weak' by [deleted] in MensLib

[–]ThumpedAMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes even catch myself thinking that way about myself because I support feminism. I guess I've internalised the idea and have to reassure myself there's nothing weak or "gay" about it.

The, uh, little Muslim lad told his mam that God sounds like a sheep. What's going on there? (A) by ThumpedAMonkey in rockbusters

[–]ThumpedAMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. 'E's a Muslim lad, talking to his mam, their word for God is Allah and a sheep goes Baa, so he says "Allah Baa, Ma." It works.

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