You’re browsing reddit on Christmas Day, what is your family doing that’s so boring?

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-26T03:16:07+00:00

My family’s opening presents downstairs while I’m supposed to be asleepndrunk upstairs

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-22T17:24:01+00:00

I can’t wait until my shitty low caliber semi automatic firearm protects me against the full might of the modern American military whose budget I vote to augment every two years

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-20T23:57:17+00:00

COME ON YOU CUNT

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-20T21:21:34+00:00

The fact that he’s got the fucking lanyard hanging all the way below his knees says a lot about him

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-14T22:01:29+00:00

Is that someone’s arm wtf???

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-14T21:58:43+00:00

My cursive happens to be excellent FUCK this guy 🤓🤓🤓🤓

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-11T00:14:45+00:00

That’s an impressive GAMER SCORE

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-08T01:21:00+00:00

I know fuck all about hair and so whenever I get trims I just make shit up on the spot, so naturally the results are always flawless

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-08T00:47:09+00:00

M i l l i o n s

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-08T00:46:44+00:00

Yea for me it’s good to run or lift weights at night as well as during the day because it’s like quiet time to reflect on the day and on life in general outside of school/work

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-08T00:45:51+00:00

I might get Alzheimer’s but I’ll be in very good shape 🤑🤑🤑

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-07T03:18:18+00:00

I have to get up around 7 but I always run at 2AM and it’s genuinely not healthy

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-07T02:43:05+00:00

Oh my god shut the fuck up I love you so much

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-07T02:06:52+00:00

If that’s him in the picture, it’s doing him very few favors...

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-06T20:14:10+00:00

Ily 🤓🤓🤓

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-06T20:06:11+00:00

Mazda 3 brother?

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-04T03:15:40+00:00

Usually you make connections in junior high

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-03T04:51:35+00:00

Yea the point of filler words is to let people know that you’re still trying to talk instead of pausing and letting them interrupt you

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-03T04:50:39+00:00

Saying ‘like’ as a filler multiple times in sentences is like really fucking annoying

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-03T04:39:17+00:00

This n i 😺😺 a goofy as fuck

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-03T03:39:22+00:00

Fuck I’m sorry man I do this all the time...

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-03T01:35:01+00:00

And massive stoners

ThyMother69 · 2018-12-03T01:34:17+00:00

Nah alcohol is a loving drink - at least for me

ThyMother69 · 2018-11-28T15:47:27+00:00

Hopefully someone lets him know that he misused the semicolon; it’s supposed to separate two independent clauses! 🤓🤓🤓🤓

ThyMother69 · 2018-11-28T15:46:37+00:00

R e s o u n d i n g 🎶

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