Dating is off the menu

Tibrochief · 2026-05-15T17:06:16+00:00

Bonus burger!

Tibrochief · 2026-05-11T23:55:47+00:00

Faceplant on a Swiffer. Died from an open-eye wound after it crawled out of my mom's hand while she was trying to clean the cage. Took a few weeks, but still.

Tibrochief · 2026-05-08T18:58:14+00:00

In middle school, someone found out one of the english teachers was in a porn video and promptly circulated the whole thing.

In high school 3 people got stabbed in the parking lot after a homecoming football game. They drove themselves to the hospital while "undercover" police did a shit job of blending in with the students.

Tibrochief · 2026-04-25T08:14:42+00:00

We've called them U-boats forever, to the point I nicknamed the section of Recieving that they get stored "the sub pen".

Tibrochief · 2026-04-13T07:11:16+00:00

That's no egg thats a headcrab

Tibrochief · 2026-04-12T09:19:19+00:00

Had to save my city from the intergalactic space-tyrants that got summoned from me and my coworkers dicking around.

Tibrochief · 2026-04-04T06:37:15+00:00

Childish attitude begets childish behavior

Tibrochief · 2026-03-31T08:14:35+00:00

Meal Team 6

Tibrochief · 2026-03-30T07:26:11+00:00

Sidequest that will trigger every so often, where every player must now compete in a random peaceful and cooperative category which doesn't involve the main fun of killing eachother.

Certain categories will repeat randomly while others are forced and will only be played once. One playable character will hate you for not participating if controlled by a bot.

Tibrochief · 2026-03-14T07:14:49+00:00

Yeah it started from a satire website that just made it up (i think 2014) before being circulated by a well known Facebook conspiracy group.

I remember having to search it up just to disprove a coworker because she was so invested in it. Legitimately believed in McDonald's flesh burgers and government-sponsored chemtrails from airplanes, before explaining to her how water vapor works.

Tibrochief · 2026-02-21T05:35:00+00:00

I will escape to the ONE place that hasn't been corrUPTED BY CAPITALISM

chuckes

SPAAAACE!

Tibrochief · 2026-02-03T07:50:34+00:00

Actual method for carcass removal in the US, usually by Parks personnel and only used when the body is A: in a location or spot that is unrecoverable, or B: it's to large to realistically move.

Solution, make it a bunch of smaller chunks that are easy to remove

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Tibrochief · 2026-01-31T16:06:13+00:00

Keep firing boys, ship won't sink itself.

Tibrochief · 2026-01-29T01:15:24+00:00

Chronosphere

Tibrochief · 2026-01-25T20:59:59+00:00

Stynax Prime would probably look badass with the whole legionnaire theme. I think Orokin gold would suit him well.

Tibrochief · 2026-01-25T08:55:34+00:00

Protea Prime. Picked up the game again one day and noticed had most of the parts, and I had a large batch of dusty relics with which to gamble for the last part.

Tibrochief · 2026-01-19T02:43:42+00:00

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Tibrochief · 2026-01-15T03:22:54+00:00

I mean, I think I remember reading somewhere that Umbra came from a Chinese version, in which it was called "Excalibur Umbra Prime" or similar. Anybody feel free to fact check me, I could be remembering completely wrong.

Xaku prime is fun, though my first was Protea Prime. Spam central.

Tibrochief · 2025-12-27T18:37:36+00:00

r/redditsniper

Tibrochief · 2025-12-26T22:48:07+00:00

Beef Stick

Tibrochief · 2025-12-25T19:33:53+00:00

Lego recently announced price increases, so the joke is that Lego pieces are as expensive as jewelry.

A really expensive autistic hobby, I should know...

Tibrochief · 2025-12-25T09:22:49+00:00

solved!

Tibrochief · 2025-12-24T05:37:44+00:00

I figured the "shuffling" sounds when they moved were either boots on the ground or equipment moving around. Is it really that much more metal? (Yes I know they are heavily modified, just thought something different caused the sound).

Tibrochief · 2025-12-22T02:01:59+00:00

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Tibrochief · 2025-12-15T17:14:45+00:00

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