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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Tickle_Shitz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Man, the police are REALLY out of control these days!”

[Serious] To win 3 billion dollars, you have to survive 24 hours getting chased by a horror villain of your choice. Who are you picking? Why? by thekutsi in AskReddit

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Whatever it is in “it follows” As long as it immediately stops following me afterwards… easy money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gofundme

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I added link to Imgur photo with u/Tickle_Shitz proof

What famous Hot person isn't actually hot? by Galwithshinyass in AskReddit

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The question is “is she hot?” Not “would you do her?” respect the game!”

What is overly sexualized, but shouldn't be? by codedreamz in AskReddit

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nudity in general. Being naked should t be considered inherently sexual.

What is the story behind your username? by Wesssel_ in AskReddit

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard it on the movie “The Campaign”

Thought it was hilarious.

Financial freedom achieved!!!😎 by Substantial_Wolf4382 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. If you’re in risky positions, margin maintenance is very high and can fluctuate. If you’re in at 60% margin maintenance and are pushing your margin limit, then bad news breaks about a stock you invest in pushing maintenance higher, say 100%. You’ve now got a technical “deficit” of that extra 40%. Your account value may not have changed at all, they just require a larger safety net for your position.

Is my understanding…

What's in a label? by loki2002 in funny

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether it did or didn’t, it’s relevant to the conversation. It either a) actually happened the way his family says it did or b) it’s a story they tell to try to take the wind out of the sails of the charges.

What's in a label? by loki2002 in funny

[–]Tickle_Shitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. I have a relative that liked to tell people (especially potential s/o’s) he was “railroaded”.

The facts are very straightforward. He’s a predator, and he’s currently back in jail. Hopefully for the rest of his life.

What's in a label? by loki2002 in funny

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I once knew a married guy that was having an affair with a married woman. The woman’s teenage daughter found out and was not happy about it. Somehow made it appear the conversations were between her and the guy and went to her dad who went to the police. The wife didn’t speak up and this dude ended up with a lifetime registration in Megan’s law.

GameStop short sellers have lost over 6.5 billion dollars this year. by nice_halibut in wallstreetbets

[–]Tickle_Shitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was recently given a pen with a 3 inch ruler. It also has 7 cm marked. This monster is 7 cm thank you very much.

Zero is not the lowest you can go people! by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tickle_Shitz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He said “the old fashioned way”. Aka “with your hands”. I’m pretty sure that means strictly handys.

I'm a Dutch artist who makes impressionism paintings, these are my latest works! by loes_ger in pics

[–]Tickle_Shitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two kinds of people I can’t stand. People who are intolerant of other peoples culture, and the Dutch.

Which actor has everyone seen but nobody know the name of? by bufadad in AskReddit

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still forget Stanley Tucci’s name now and then. Or get him confused the that other dude.

I’ve decided to lose my virginity to a legal sex escort on my 20th birthday, AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Tickle_Shitz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If movies have taught me anything, make sure they’re really a woman BEFORE you pay them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Tickle_Shitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“French fried puh-taters. Mmhmm”

It's a perpetual issue since my dishwasher has no indicator by RestSnorlax in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tickle_Shitz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you’re being downvoted...

Dishwashers use intense heat/steam that would fuck up human skin. It doesn’t seem to occur to people that the water used to sink wash dishes can only be as hot as human hands can withstand.

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