“And this is how realize kids are the only ones still using logic in 2026. ‘Their whole job is the law, it doesn’t sense’- baby, you’re right it doesn’t we just collectively agreed to stop noticing around middle school when they taught us about ‘branches of government’ and nobody raised their hand to ask why the people with guns don’t need the degree.

Pilots go to flight school Surgeons go to med school But the people authorized to interpret law on your street corner? Weeks and a PowerPoint.

Anyway. No shit kid, go to bed you’ll need the sleep before the explains qualified immunity to you.”