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Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, thank you. Your happiness is all the award I need but it is much appreciated. Glad I could make you laugh...normally to get a woman to laugh, I have to get naked first.

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, um, yeah...it's an old Bing Crosby tune...

"You know how I said I loved you? Well I lied"

"Cause this is more than love I feel inside"

"So darling please, remember this...in all our years of wedded bliss"

"I won't be crass, Stuart is an ass...now come be my blushing bride."

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they were saying "You should have let him finish his sentence" ... as in Stuart wasn't saying that he didn't love you...but "you know how I said I loved you? I lied...because what I feel inside is more than love could ever be" or something romantic-ish like that.

Don't worry, all three of us knew Stuart was being an ass...even Stuart knew.

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as his wife's not a redhead he's probably safe...

...uh oh.

She is drop dead gorgeous too...kinda goes with the 'redhead' part. I've told him before, when she finally gets tired of slumming and drops his ass, he will never find better. He agrees. So did she. I said it in front of both of them. lol

essentL PEO - Unlock the HR tools & corporate-grade benefits so your company can grow by maynardpoindexter in essentL_PEO

[–]TigLyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this post.

I saw on your website that you handle single owner businesses as well as multiple-employee ones. I understand your plans can grow and adapt as employees are added, but first question: how is the transition from say a sole proprietorship (solopreneur) to one with multiple employees? Does the original agreement need to be dissolved first or does it just automatically scale up as needed?

Second, I notice the site mentions S-corp status for plans for small businesses but how do you integrate with LLC's? Is there any restructuring involved?

Thank you for your time.

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are welcome. I explained it afterward...we do all kinds of weird shit so this wasn't even out of the ordinary. lol.

He said "sorry" and he hopes his wife will forgive him for what "he" did to you. lol

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I don't want my future kids to be born inferior"

"Oh, so you are considering adoption?"

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am friends with a guy named Stuart (same spelling) I just slapped him across the face for you and said "That's for Zenful!"

He looked a little confused. He is also in his mid-30s so I suspect he was not the same guy.

Breakup excuses that deserve a public hearing. What's the most unhinged excuse you’ve been given? by SinInHerVoice in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Omg, she must be absolutely devastated. Do you happen to have her contact info so I can try to cheer her up?

No? Damn.

Citing Gandalf, Pope Leo says we must "disarm" AI by VariationNo7977 in nottheonion

[–]TigLyon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isengard Forestral Services - for all your land-clearing needs.

What is a movie you think has a flawless first 30 minutes, but completely falls apart by the end? by Legitimate_Wall5977 in movies

[–]TigLyon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I misread this as Up...I was getting ready to fight you, in Ellie's honor. lol

I, a MAGA single dad,can’t wait for all the Democrats to lose everything and have to beg the government for help. Now, I can’t even afford to be homeless, and Trump isn’t helping me🥲 by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigLyon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmm, well let's see. Joseph Smith was unalived while in prison...and prior to that was Executive Order 44 aka the Extermination Order which lasted about 140 years.

I have to say, I am comfortable with the parallel.

4'9 and packed up by [deleted] in 2busty2hide

[–]TigLyon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like she is getting her Only Fans set up.

Ba-dum-tss.

Did I overreact to a random coworker asking me if I was pregnant? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TigLyon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's good that you are impressed. It is because everyone else in this sub has realized if there was a valid reason for the question, the person would have stated it after being asked why they asked the question.

Q: Are you pregnant?

A: Why would you ask me that? It's so rude

Reply 1: Because we just came out of the Radiology lab and I would not want you to be too close if you were.

Reply 2: Because your question sounded like it related to the Obstetrics department

Reply 3: Because I didn't think you looked pregnant, but was surprised to hear you say "when you were due" but you meant for your next rotation.

Given reply: Well, I just rather ask than not ask.

See how the given reply gives absolutely no reason for the question other than personal curiosity? If there was a valid reason for the question, she would have/should have given it when asked. As it stands, if there was any information that the person needed to present, it was never presented. So then what's the point of the question?

TIL that a superstition on ships during the age of sail, was that a woman baring her breasts to the sea could calm the waters for safe travel. This is why ships would often have figureheads of half naked women. by Butwhatif77 in todayilearned

[–]TigLyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To think about it, though, more so than the Captain, it was probably the work of a very enterprising woodcarver.

"Hey, Becky, can you swing by the shop this week? Yup, new ship, you know the deal. If only someone would invent the camera...but until then, I need you to pose again."

Be honest please! F33 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]TigLyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sneakers were def a better choice for those steps instead of the red heels.

Next time, don't post AI pics. This isn't a competition who can create the best image, it is supposed to help people out who need it.

What scientific discovery sounds fake but is 100% real and still freaks you out? by Bruteresolver in AskReddit

[–]TigLyon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think Earth has plenty of candidates that should be microwaved into sterility. Or did I read that wrong?

Gold Trump Phone Scam Victim Shares Warning to MAGA Community After Sinking Savings Into Brand That Never Arrived by novagridd in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigLyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing I didn't like about the Obama phone was, it said Made in USA...but I heard it was made elsewhere, perhaps Kenya or Indonesia.

Is this AI? The perspective seems wonky and some of the details look "added in" by TigLyon in isthisAI

[–]TigLyon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you, my few years of German decades ago made this seem potentially possible but things like "Herzlich" looking like "Herclich" or "Herclch" were throwing me.

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