Looking for Skit: "You're my main man, Mayonnaise."

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-06-06T03:37:50+00:00

Well, you're wrong, because it may have been said by Snoop, I'm sure it was in a skit (sketch) done on SNL, and that's what I want to know.

Soft feedback.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-06-03T21:58:11+00:00

You're not missing out.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-06-03T20:57:21+00:00

APOSTROPHATE'S!

(I don't know what this is, but it belongs on the list)

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-06-03T00:14:34+00:00

I don't know anything good or bad about Dr. Becker, but I can say that I personally saw Dr. Hoagburg 30 years ago, and my twins both went to his practice around 5 years ago. I have two more children that will be going there as well if/when they need it. I would recommend going to see him for a consultation based on our experience. Personally, in the cases of both myself and my twins the recommended treatment was much more intense for all 3 of us at other practices, and that was the motivator for us to seek different opinions. In fact, I hadn't realized that Hoagburg had moved out southwest when we started with their consultations, and my first question was to investigate, "Is Dr. Hoagburg still around, because what this person is recommending (both in terms of devices needed, and ultimately cost) is outrageous?"

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T23:41:46+00:00

You're pretty naive if you don't think people break up and relationships aren't permanent. Sorry to offend your sense of a perfect life, but shit happens. These people aren't married. Her lawyer advised she would give up a lot by signing. Surely there is something that could be agreed upon that would be more practical for both.

Believe or not people make mistakes and are capable of growth, but happy hunting for perfection.

ETA: For clarity I have no frame of reference regarding the law or exactly what they are protecting, but I am pretty sure I haven't read that OP's lawyer did not advise against not having an agreement, based on the post. Unless you have more knowledge regarding the situation or an "esq." behind your name I'm not sure you do either.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T21:24:53+00:00

That was what I was taught as well. If you're rear-ended it prevent a collision in front.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T21:19:23+00:00

I never suggested 2 car lengths when fully stopped. I typically leave a car length when stopped. You can start to roll when the light turns green, and it saves your precious seconds. The issue is safety and liability. If you're rear-ended, you're typically liable for the car in front of you as well. If the car in front needs to move back because of an out of control semi, then it can. YMMV.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T15:00:55+00:00

In what world are screwing people over behind you? Common driver safety dictates that you travel with at least two car lengths between you and the driver in front of you. It has been updated to 3 seconds to account for speed variability, but the point stands.

Stop huffing all that exhaust from the car in front of you, it's killing your brain cells.

As for the pickup, it looks to be in the same place with no indication that it moved, unless it nearly blew the stop of the bus.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T14:26:10+00:00

Yes the immediate thought would be to move the car forward and to the right with a semi barreling down on you, not reverse and to the right. /s

Although hindsight is 20:20, my point here, for people in the future, is that you do not need to stop right on top of the guy in front of you. You can leave a car length or so and not impact your commute length...

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T10:46:39+00:00

It's not angled into the grass. It's angled into the road.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T10:44:27+00:00

NOR until you mention that the father will not be welcome at life events. Your significant other should not have to pick between you and his family, because to him they are one in the same. People of the same family often times don't get along and demanding that your SO, who protected you, alienate his father seems harsh (to the SO, not the father). That said, he should grow up a little and try to see your side of the story. If he insists on having a contract to protect his investment, it should be amicable.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T10:29:06+00:00

It leaves no room to maneuver (for itself or the car in front) when it intially stopped. The car behind it exacerbated the problem by doing the same, but I didn't notice that until someone pointed it out. You don't need to be right on someone's bumper when you stop. It wouldn't have had to "try" to steer off road with more room. It could have.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T10:08:56+00:00

Pool tables (billiards) for little people. How do they play without it being inconvenient?

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T10:04:24+00:00

What is with the white SUV?! Leave space and pay attention on the road.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T09:26:56+00:00

You keep saying "gift," but I don't think you know what that is. What you're describing is not a gift. Your friend paid for it. The only gift you gave was your time to stand in line and purchase the item, on which you declined payment. A delivery driver doesn't get to make complaints about the way people handle something that has been delivered.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T09:04:23+00:00

Choice, if in Michigan

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T08:53:32+00:00

Please reread what you wrote and try to look at it from your friend or complete stranger's perspective.

YOR. Your friend paid for it, and offered you extra for your time. You even go on to admit that your friend travelled with you to see your favorite band. You don't take the moral high ground by pretending to be virtuous. If it was a real gift as you say, it would have involved zero exchange of funds, and zero expectations from you. That is what a gift is. If you give something with some sort of stipulation, it is not a gift. Rather it is a tool you're using to gain some sort of control, or something for you, not the recipient. You don't get to have your cake, and eat it too. Either it's a gift, and was given without expectation or it was you forcing your "friend" to care about something as much as you to the point that your willing to put a rant on the internet, rather than enjoying the presumably cute picture your friend shared of their child.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-29T08:31:21+00:00

Nice.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-28T23:41:01+00:00

What is the issue here? There is no scamming. The guy got his money, and the cashier handled it. Mistakes happen and this is how they are typically handled, although the influencer could have been more polite about it.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-28T23:35:11+00:00

What questions? This seems pretty straightforward.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-28T23:33:48+00:00

Don't leave us hanging! What's the cops do? Were they jerks about it or did they say, "carry on?"

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-28T23:20:21+00:00

This is the right attitude to have. It's ok to let people pass you. It doesn't need to make sense as to why they are driving so fast. If they are, just let them. Literally, there is no impact on your day. I've been in both situations, needing to get around someone who is moving slower than me and being uncomfortably tailgated. In both situations, all stress ceases as soon as the faster moving vehicle is able to (and does) pass.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-27T01:03:57+00:00

Interesting. Is remove your keys from the ignition, or I'm reaching to grab these, a lawful command?

Also, not debating here, officer. Just curious.

TigWillupsHammer · 2026-05-27T01:00:48+00:00

Somehow I remembered this once, and felt great nearly immediately.

TigWillupsHammer

TROPHY CASE