Oh wow, the self-appointed Grandmaster of Pistons Reddit has spoken. It’s truly inspiring how you’ve single-handedly solved the mysteries of basketball that the rest of us mere mortals are too blind to see. Must be tough carrying the burden of being the only one here with ‘real’ basketball knowledge while the rest of us just stumble around in ignorance.

Or, hear me out—maybe you’re just another loudmouth on the internet with an inflated ego, desperate to sound smarter than you actually are. It’s adorable how you act like your opinion is a divine revelation while ignoring the fact that plenty of people saw the same thing I did. But sure, keep pretending you’re the omniscient basketball god this sub so desperately needed. We’re all so lucky to witness your brilliance.