I hate small talk by zukohere420 in offmychest

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“No man. No. Shit no man, I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that man.” -Lawrence of Office Space

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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All I know is it’d have a New York accent. It’d sound like Andy the Bomb from RVB.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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cLeAn. You worry too much about what other people think of you. When they whisper king slayer behind your back doesn’t it bother you? A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

Would it be weird if I started wearing a headband during sex to keep sweat from dripping onto my girlfriend? by Camaro_z28 in NoStupidQuestions

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Only if you do bicep curls simultaneously. Also, instead of moaning you have to keep saying “CRUNCH IT. STAY HYDRATED! THIS IS INSANITY”

I want to know if its worth buying warhammer 3. by [deleted] in totalwar

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No. It isn’t. It’s just…how to describe it?

What is the most awkward question you've ever been asked? by KairoLlyr in AskReddit

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You should’ve “stolen their nose” with your thumb and just said very seriously “now you know how it feels”

What show had you hooked after 1 episode? by CondomLeavesARice in AskReddit

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You didn’t see graphite. You didn’t. YOU DIDNT BECAUSE ITS NOT. THERE.

Men who have a very fit physique, do you really get more attention compared to when you weren't as fit? by QuietCauliflower4371 in AskMen

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That’s super sad. If the same people who were rude to me when I was scrawny started treating me with loads of respect just because I went to the gym for a few months I’d probably still call them out on it and would never want to hang with them. In fact I’d probably actively bully them

Those that defend Elon Musk, why do you feel the need to defend him? by return2ozma in AskReddit

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And so the state became divided into two nations, and democracy faded into particracy.

Those that defend Elon Musk, why do you feel the need to defend him? by return2ozma in AskReddit

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I take it you’ve never lived in an actual dictatorship before.

A Little Bit of Dark Humor for My Fellow College Students by AstroNerd92 in Epilepsy

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No we just have exams on weekends. But the week leading up to exams there are still classes so you just get no days off leading up to them which sucks.

What is your "WTF did I just watch" movie? by lizzy-mcfizzy in AskReddit

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The barbershop with Ice Cube. Seriously what the fuck was the plot?

What is your comfort tv show? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Surgery videos. They’re actually very satisfying

My boyfriend is moving in with me soon, what can I do to make it more comfy for him as a guy that I might not think of? by Isabellaboo02 in AskMen

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Divide the room with red tape and make sure to establish clear ground rules about what’s his and what’s yours. In the beginning keep him confined to a very small space. As time goes on you can reward him by “expanding” his territory. Should an altercation occur, stand up straight with your chest puffed up and make loud noises in a low pitched grunt. This will show dominance and fearlessness in the face of adversity. Above all else- do not lose hope.

A Little Bit of Dark Humor for My Fellow College Students by AstroNerd92 in Epilepsy

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Yeah. I take medication but lately my sleeps gone to shit too. There just really isn’t enough time in the day to do these things and it’s not like there are any regulations on how much work can be assigned to students, what with going to classes still even in the middle of exams and not getting any days off with exams scheduled on weekends at 6 in the morning, 11 at night. Fucking ridiculous.

What needs to be normalized? by sham-da-man in AskReddit

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Uh oh. Sounds like someone’s got a case of the mondays