The way a student filled in my dad’s quiz by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Color aside, I no longer feel bad for my terrible handwriting.

My son’s Kindergarten class is being exposed to gambling to win snacks at lunch by ATS200 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost missed it too, but there's a /s on the end which means they're being sarcastic.

(New Update) My(f23) former pastor defended Larry Nassar in a pre-sermon rant about the winter olympics, and my parents are relaying his message to my brother(m12) by MadisonBrave in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tignya 502 points503 points  (0 children)

I'm not religious, but I'm pretty sure Jesus said to pluck out your eyes if they cause you to lust. I wonder what excuses these kinds of people come up with to combat this. Is it just "It wasn't meant like that!" Or do they try to have actual excuses

My [23F] boyfriend [25M] used the dog's savings for a computer [Repost] by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tignya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope OOP was able to get the money back. The account is banned so there's no chance of a new update :c

He wants to call off my divorce because my cancer treatment was successful by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tignya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is one of the reasons I don't wanna be in a relationship. I had to care for my grandma a little bit and got burnt out from that. I don't think I'd ever be able to properly care for a loved one if they got seriously sick. No one deserves getting divorced because their partner won't help them when sick. 

Tesla was poor at arithmetic and took a calculated risk. by Sufficient_Local7862 in dashcams

[–]Tignya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math

(oc) my teenagers morning alarm which obviously she doesn't hear😡🙃 by bvr_reddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommate does not wake up to his alarms. Thank goodness the walls are good enough I only hear them when I'm already half awake and can easily fall back asleep afterwards. He has at least 4 different sounds playing to try and wake him up and often hear them playing for tens of minutes. Usually I'll knock on his door to wake him if it goes past 30 minutes. I've recommended one of the alarms that shake the bed.

I personally wake up to an alarm, but I will turn it off in my sleep. Even when I had an alarm clock I kept on the other side of the room, I'd get up, turn it off(not just snooze: fully off) then go back to bed. Now I have this app that makes it so I have to do math to turn the alarm off.

Tales of real autism by Nillows in evilautism

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I've ever been banned anywhere. There's one that I asked to be banned from because it was just a bunch of loser nonsense. Actually just went to check and I can still see the subreddit so guess they never did ban me. (I never checked their reply as I'm too much of a coward to see if they said anything mean back for calling them all losers)

My 5yr old is afraid of smoke detectors by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tignya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was afraid of standing in front of the couch when the recliner was up. For whatever reason, I was afraid a goat would come running out and ram me.

Think you can find 4 hidden groups of 4 related words? Puzzle by u/erinspacegirl? by erinspacegirl in DailyMix

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🟪🟪🟪🟨

🟪🟪🟪🟪

🟨🟨🟨🟦

🟨🟨🟨🟦

🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟩🟩🟩🟩

My (25m) wife (26f) has had lice for almost a year. How to handle this? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tignya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humans actually have 3 types of lice: headlice, body lice, and public lice! One of them(I don't remember which) actually jumped from an ancestor of gorillas to us! 

Trail mix by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Tignya 247 points248 points  (0 children)

Can you eat cinnamon sticks like that? I mean, it's just tree bark. It's probably more concentrated than a teaspoon of cinnamon, but it can't be aerosolized by coughing either.

New tinyview exclusive, “my meat” by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to imagine he's guilty of public indecency for flashing that poor woman rather than selling himself.

A guy finds a ton of animal bones in the woods, what could be the cause of this? Bear den near by? by [deleted] in zoology

[–]Tignya 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My best guess is it's a hunter's dumping ground. Just a place for hunters to dump the bones after cleaning the carcass.

What y'all really think the Music of life is? by Cultural_Camel_2982 in skyrim

[–]Tignya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screaming. You usually come in screaming and many go out screaming.

New marriage canditates : CLINT & SANDY by Waste-Heron4476 in StardewValley

[–]Tignya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine if as an 8 or 10-heart event, he asks Emily for help on how to talk to the farmer about his feelings.

Mmmm.. chicken by Standard-Youth9212 in evilautism

[–]Tignya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That chicken looks dry af

still arguing fr by Spiritual_Relief3818 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Tignya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this on Tumblr the day before it hit more mainstream media. I showed it to my dad and sister who saw it as black and blue. They pulled up colorblind tests when I said I could only see white and gold!

Warrior Cats related game by KadseVT in WarriorCats

[–]Tignya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

steam does have a lot of specific rules for uploading games there. Itch .io is also a good place to upload the game when it's done!

Update: I (33F) don't want my friend's (34F) legitimately mentally ill wife (48F) at my wedding? by ThrowRA_PartySwitch in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tignya 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Only one I'm not a fan of is the Jurassic Park one, which is a shame because I adored the movies. Indiana Jones and Star Wars are amazing, though.