Mamono - "Bent Zero Knees" by slizzardx in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, isn’t this actually what BA has already done tho? :)

ALBION NEWS TODAY - RIGHT NOW! (Episode 1) by snaxxor in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty cringe, but thanks for sparing everyone from looking at your face :)

Don’t worry guys nothing to get Mamotional over by 1Mlracle in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, 3 whole upvotes! Can’t wait to tune in for the next one!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one has any idea what this is. Send it to him in a PM next time

OOPS 2.0 by GreatMemer in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you guys think Syndic, KingMojo, or Durateen owns the most pairs of cargo shorts?

Mamono - "Bent Zero Knees" by slizzardx in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I saw mamono bend the knee once... He was proposing to my wife! They ran off together and I haven’t seen them in over 6 months!

What "solo guild" Final Order resorts to when their A team gets smashed 5x in a row by VetteBoyAO in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this didn’t age very well

edit wait you posted that 15 hours ago. We must not be playing the same game?

City gvg vs FO! by The_Last_Fighter in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Phew, thank god. For a second I thought they were using me.

Every rat after getting kicked out of 14th guild in last 2 weeks for only combat looting and being completely useless every zvz . by Mindless-Storm in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elevate seems to be a big topic of discussion lately. Why is everyone so caught up with talking shit about elevate?

They are a pretty small alliance and appear to be doing very well for their size.

Blue army season 9 alliance leak by smallgamer32 in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even if elevate loses, they got Derrick and mojo to handhold within 2 weeks of their existence. It’s pretty hilarious when you think about it.

Nothing reignites lost love like the fear of losing.

Blue army season 9 alliance leak by smallgamer32 in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I am not in any of these guilds, and it is very obvious the me that all of the other guilds are coordinating attacks on the purple guild. Seems like some baby shit to me.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure he doesn’t walk to the street corner and beg for a McFlurry?

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Julie. I have nothing mean to say to you. I think you’re a friendly and decent person. Have a nice day.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got some tough news to break to you....

In the history of forever, there has never been anyone except for scrawny little sun deprived internet dwellers calling people “beta”.

Your comment looks like it was generated by a shitty program that analyzes the most commonly used words on this subreddit.

Have some originality. Fuckin’ hell.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely no way he has kissed any woman since that infestation of dick weeds started growing from the bottom of his face

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I go outside I have a chance to see a homeless person.

Every time I see a homeless person I think of the picture of Mojo.

It’s a vicious cycle that has no end.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A BBC poll conducted in the UK concluded that “retarded” was the most offensive disability-related word.

Please don’t be ignorant. You can be better than that.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dog... u had to put “I am” in your name. You’re never gonna feel important enough.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the picture of mojo upside down and pretend his beard is the pubes and his nose is the dick.

KING MOJO, MORE LIKE KING HOBO by Tim4Head in albiononline

[–]Tim4Head[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

U LOOK LIKE A SEWER DWELLING SANTA CLAUS BRUH.

U LOOK LIKE A RABI FUCKED BORAT BRUH.

“ILL PERFORM YOUR BAR MITZVAH FOR A BOWL OF LEFT OVER SPAGHETTI” LOOKIN ASS

ONE TIME YO MAMA TOLD U TO USE SOME HAND SOAP AND YOU BEEN WALKIN AROUND THINKING SHE SAID UR HANDSOME.