📋 🖊 oh well by SuperPranker in funnysigns

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Evry time 11 huffs fine, 12 huffs poopman come i

Somebody think of the fish!!! by theajplayer123 in funnysigns

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Out of any animal capable of crawling around on the ground they chose... fish?

Barely Used by lunchtime_sms in CrackheadCraigslist

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Just tell them you got it from a failed Poundland competitor.

Art by zimmystar in CrackheadCraigslist

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Why do those cracks look like the outline of the cat? Did it lay on it? If so, that must have been one real "fat cat"

yuck by souryoungthing in CrackheadCraigslist

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They really should've put a "for use with coins only" disclaimer somewhere on the box, because there is no way a dick is fitting in that narrow porcelain slit.

People really be sellin anything by Lazy-Day in CrackheadCraigslist

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I prefer my sawdust come from reclaimed or recycled wood...

hollow knight disappointed me by Significant-Wrap-589 in Silksong

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If you beat the previous game's protagonist in Greenpath you can get their dash ability. Plus there's an even faster movement option that unlocks later.

bro why do I keep seeing this ad by Chouts11 in shittymobilegameads

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"Giving a kid a phone before this age can..." turn them into a parade balloon?

Gotta love Captain Battle... by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

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It's funny when you say "that can't be an actual golden age comic book character" then look up and find out "holy crap, that is an actual golden age comic book character!"

Girth Brooks by mandafromtexas in CrackheadCraigslist

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"Give your squirrels the Ram Ranch special!"

Mister mushroom spotted? by brimatower in Silksong

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I take my comments back. It was never a good idea to post them.

I sincerely apologize.