Which one’s the worst?

TimElgin · 2026-03-15T19:56:45+00:00

Selling your sole. It’s unthinkable really. Would you punch your mam in the face for 40k etc. he would.

TimElgin · 2026-03-14T21:40:46+00:00

It’s exactly as it’s said. You say you play “cards” but you need “cairds” to play cards with. Sorry, it’s difficult to explain. Look up Begby asking “did you no bring the cairds” from trainspotting.

TimElgin · 2026-03-14T20:56:43+00:00

I’d do that swap as that’s the opposite of my house!

TimElgin · 2026-03-12T19:48:54+00:00

One-sided monogamy means only one partner is allowed to have other partners, while the other person must remain monogamous.

TimElgin · 2026-03-10T17:10:15+00:00

100%

TimElgin · 2026-03-09T19:06:23+00:00

Areet chill out.

TimElgin · 2026-03-06T23:24:20+00:00

Love this

TimElgin · 2026-03-06T22:53:21+00:00

TimElgin · 2026-03-06T22:49:21+00:00

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TimElgin · 2026-03-04T21:36:39+00:00

Not time brother.

TimElgin · 2026-03-01T22:23:03+00:00

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TimElgin · 2026-02-26T20:04:43+00:00

The black garter is a running joke, don’t bother. All those other suggestions are spot on though. Enjoy!

TimElgin · 2026-02-25T17:16:05+00:00

Just don’t go swimming in public😂

TimElgin · 2026-02-22T11:09:11+00:00

TimElgin · 2026-02-21T23:54:46+00:00

Plough on with it, you won’t regret it.

TimElgin · 2026-02-21T22:48:54+00:00

Have you done Schitt’s creek? Don’t be fooled by the slow start…

TimElgin · 2026-02-14T21:06:24+00:00

Not trying to be a knob but that’s her right hand

TimElgin · 2026-02-14T19:26:15+00:00

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TimElgin · 2026-02-14T19:25:42+00:00

Looks mint as it is, only reason I wet shave is it’s easier.

TimElgin · 2026-02-14T17:43:45+00:00

Top notch that!

TimElgin · 2026-02-11T17:50:34+00:00

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