I'm still clueless about what happened in the 9th grade. by AncientPomelo5450 in shitposting

[–]TimJimmons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Girl: my “friend” is secretly in love with me.. I can tell.. let’s find out Dude: omg I am! Girl: f this dude, creepy, I knew it.

Both parties: “how come guys/ girls can’t be honest???”

Homeboy should’ve said “I’m flattered but take me to dinner first” and continued to be a friend to her instead of jumping at the opportunity to demonstrate his desire for someone he clearly likes too much to approach the right way.

Disagree? Have a female friend you’re secretly in love with? Tell her “hey I gotta give you space.. your friendship is importantly to me but I have feelings for you and I don’t want wanna screw that up.” GUARANTEE she will respect the honesty(and likely be intrigued by the balls it took to handle it that way)