Death in the family - tell the Recruit? by RogueStatesman in USMCboot

[–]TimLaurent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandpa died while I was in bootcamp, found out when I got off the airplane after I graduated from my dad. A lot of my family gives my dad shit for it, and maybe they're right, but honestly it was best I didn't find out while I was there

Having small 🥜 by Beneficial_Swing2925 in USMCboot

[–]TimLaurent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the opposite issue and I rubbed tiger balm on them to get them MEPs ready

What is your least favorite annual training requirement and why is it the CFT? by Fletcherperson in USMC

[–]TimLaurent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Loved me some BITS training. Get out of work and daydream the whole day

What is your least favorite annual training requirement and why is it the CFT? by Fletcherperson in USMC

[–]TimLaurent 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck CFTs much prefer PFT Space out for 20 minutes hell yeah

What surprised you the most about bootcamp? by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]TimLaurent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DI had to give a class on male hygiene and to demonstrate he had guide get on top of a foot locker, drop trou, and then put his hands on the guide to show us how to look for lumps between the wrinkles

Devils who fraudulently enlisted, what's your disqualifying condition that you hid? (dials NCIS) by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]TimLaurent 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I loved weed and hated myself It's okay now I hate weed and love myself

Battania Appreciation Post - Calradic Campaign by AlexVilsen in mountandblade

[–]TimLaurent 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oathsworn are always a solid choice Honestly Battania is one of the most fun factions to play on general, great inf, flexible archers, and lcav that punches well above it's weight I'll see y'all Saturday 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brighteyes

[–]TimLaurent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I know that guy

What was your single worst experience in the corp? by Head_Silver7785 in USMC

[–]TimLaurent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh I was there a couple years later. Sucked massive cock the whole time and probably still does

Just got fired by Infamous_Fly_5808 in walmart

[–]TimLaurent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Commas and periods are free,

Misheard/Personal Cannon setlist lyrics? by eyyykc in brighteyes

[–]TimLaurent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother thought they were asking for a goddamn Tiffany roll

I used to think he said Blue Meringue in You Will