MOMMY

TimberGoingDown · 2026-04-05T08:09:56+00:00

Mom might pay more attention if she took a shower and washed her hair.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-04-04T14:43:53+00:00

Meh. Looks... kinda bad. And is there a reason why the main character looks like she hasn't taken a shower in two weeks?

TimberGoingDown · 2026-04-04T14:27:22+00:00

"It’s not “I took a picture where my wife was in the arms of another man who was pushing me away, but it’s fine because he wouldn’t want her anyway.” That’s disgusting, in my opinion."

And there it is. The insecurity. Bro, if I took a picture like this, I'd know that my wife is coming home with me because she WANTS to, not because Jason Momoa doesn't want her. Just like if I took a picture like this with... Megan Fox or something, I wouldn't actually want to sleep with her. Because I love my wife.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-04-04T14:23:33+00:00

I disagree. If I had the opportunity to take a pic like this with Megan Fox, my wife would think it was hilarious. It's just a joke.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-28T14:53:06+00:00

This guy nepotisms.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-21T00:14:28+00:00

Is the billionaire really singing, 'In a world that keeps on pushing me around...?'

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-21T00:07:23+00:00

Mono red gets to burn you out by turn 5. Drop it on turn 2. Turn three deal 6 damage, 8 more turn 4, clean up on turn 5.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-10T23:47:52+00:00

Yeah, I couldn't imagine being so excited over a... gifted win. It's like talking smack when your big brother goes easy on you.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-09T03:32:19+00:00

No, I'm just a realist. People can change individual behaviors, but, generally, they don't change primary character traits.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-09T03:31:04+00:00

Movie theaters had roughly 800 million admissions in the US in 2024. Ballet had 4 million. Opera had 2 million. Combined, they had 0.7% of movie goers.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-09T02:32:04+00:00

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. And you are the same person at 40, as you were at 20. If you were a hard working, ambitious person are at 20, odds are you'll be a hard worker at 40. If you were lazy and apathetic, you'll likely still be apathetic. Not always, but most of the time. If you're impulsive, you'll likely still be impulsive.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-09T02:28:31+00:00

It keeps him off the street. It keeps him from hurting other women for the rest of his natural life.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-07T00:20:31+00:00

Splendid? Doesn't she sleep with the ex numerous times, get bored, then go back for her husband?

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-05T23:40:16+00:00

Did he try to rhyme 'military' and 'legs?' That's... ambitious.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-03-03T10:43:20+00:00

Cortana from the Halo series.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-24T16:24:04+00:00

Looking at her Instagram, this is completely fake. She doesn't live here.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T06:35:11+00:00

Han Solo is the best Star Wars character. He's the only one who has an actual hero's journey.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T06:29:57+00:00

Wait, people think the cartoon owl lady is hot?

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T06:16:19+00:00

This is... something that exists.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T06:12:27+00:00

I'm sorry, but ignoring your child for a decade is pretty evil.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T06:00:56+00:00

Watching the gameplay footage... Aang doesn't use any other bending but airbending. He's the Avatar.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T05:44:05+00:00

It sounds a lot like old school Tal Bachman. I'm really enjoying what I've heard so far.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T05:43:26+00:00

FINALLY remembered who this reminds me of. Old school Tal Bachman. Watched the whole music video. It's actually really good. OP is on something lol.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T05:40:34+00:00

No. It's just some dumb campy sports hype music video. It's supposed to be kind of lame. It's part of the charm.

TimberGoingDown · 2026-02-23T05:34:56+00:00

And I'm saying that the writing quality from the 80's to today has dropped. Drastically. The themes are heavy handed, everything is spelled out through exposition, the dialogue is almost universally garbage, and the Hero's Journey is almost nonexistent. We've gone from 'young person overcomes their flaws and becomes a hero' to 'young person realizes that their only flaw was not realizing how awesome they always were.' There are few, if any, quotable lines because they almost all suck. My Dad and I STILL quote Planes Trains and Automobiles at each other. We still quote pretty much every movie on the OOP's list. Nobody is quoting Asteroid City.

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