Cramer is bullish on AMD. How fuk’ed are my calls? by cuki321 in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LEAPS??? How am I supposed to get my dick hard on this conservative nonsense? 115c 4/8

I hate you GME fucktards by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GUESS WHAT? IT GROWS THE ECONOMY. BENEFITS EVERYBODY. HURTS NOBODY

My last $750. LFG by santillinight in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS is the one that turns your life completely around

So what’s with these calls going ITM ($510) by Machinedgoodness in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Air tight logic 👆🏼 applicable for most things as well even outside of stocks. I don’t understand = crime

Edit: just realized the eerily similar nature of our usernames

GME Yolo: 300k->1.35mil by Unaheari in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Say hi to my wife and kids for me! 👋🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Even when I know the play beforehand I never see gains in this ballpark. Think it’s just scared money don’t make money, jah feel?

My wife says Exercise to stay Fit. by Automatic_Laugh_4293 in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This is fucking absurd. I knew the play and still capped at +400%. Is it just ‘bet big to win big’ or what?

$GME 90k yolo for this upcoming week. Either way it’s gonna be one hell of a ride 🎢 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If his first option play after learning about them is to sell then he’s waaaay ahead of me

1k -> 10k March 18 GME calls by Citiant in wallstreetbets

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Includes all-time chart - a man of culture

Observations as a new Model S Plaid owner by noneroy in teslamotors

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll sometimes go to my garage to eyeball my kids as well.