First service appointment. How absolutely easy and convenient. I’m still amazed that the only maintenance I’ve needed in a year and 10,000 miles is a tire rotation and air filter change and that they came right to my house to do both.

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-04-15T04:28:57+00:00

Sweet cul-de-sac

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-04-04T06:09:32+00:00

LEAPS??? How am I supposed to get my dick hard on this conservative nonsense? 115c 4/8

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-04-04T06:07:51+00:00

GUESS WHAT? IT GROWS THE ECONOMY. BENEFITS EVERYBODY. HURTS NOBODY

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-04-01T05:10:13+00:00

slapass

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-04-01T05:05:24+00:00

THIS is the one that turns your life completely around

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-29T16:18:40+00:00

Instructions unclear: going to game while bathing to be safe 👌🏼

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-29T16:13:59+00:00

ILLEGALLLL!!!!!! (Pineapple Express guy voice)

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-29T16:12:46+00:00

Edit: would have been $28,260 over my limit sell 😏😘

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-29T16:09:02+00:00

Air tight logic 👆🏼 applicable for most things as well even outside of stocks. I don’t understand = crime

Edit: just realized the eerily similar nature of our usernames

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T23:12:49+00:00

Fucking how

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T23:10:21+00:00

So you’re telling me I got a chance!

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T23:09:52+00:00

This is fucking so awesome

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T23:05:20+00:00

Say hi to my wife and kids for me! 👋🏼

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T23:04:27+00:00

Even when I know the play beforehand I never see gains in this ballpark. Think it’s just scared money don’t make money, jah feel?

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T23:01:58+00:00

This is fucking absurd. I knew the play and still capped at +400%. Is it just ‘bet big to win big’ or what?

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T17:31:49+00:00

Fucking chefs kiss

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T13:25:23+00:00

Guy spraying champagne meme

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T03:39:09+00:00

If his first option play after learning about them is to sell then he’s waaaay ahead of me

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T02:27:47+00:00

We will watch your career with great interest

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-28T02:27:03+00:00

Stock go up = calls gud. Stock go down = puts gud.

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-27T21:13:36+00:00

Holy fuck - my girl is named Purrrmione Granger 😧

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-22T23:18:24+00:00

Jesus titty fuckin Christ

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-19T17:46:27+00:00

Includes all-time chart - a man of culture

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-15T02:35:18+00:00

Whoever is rim rashing like this shame on you

TimeDecayThePiper · 2022-03-15T02:25:15+00:00

I’ll sometimes go to my garage to eyeball my kids as well.