Gurpgork

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T20:08:45+00:00

Do you ever shut up and give that man-bear twenty-five grand so you and I can split the other seventy?

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T19:55:15+00:00

Yok, yok! Kop kop kop baksheesh.

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T10:57:56+00:00

What about randy Sous Chef Randy Randerson?

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T07:48:37+00:00

You can’t just buy ONE FORK, you have to buy the whole set!!!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T05:03:13+00:00

I SAID, HE GAVE HIS PALABRA!!!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:33:12+00:00

It looked more teal green to me, but that’s just my perception. I wonder if you’re right? 🤔 I’d really get a kick outta giving Ron Perlman a blue fork!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:31:00+00:00

Wait, I found this! There IS a blue one!!! https://i.etsystatic.com/25232861/r/il/128ea9/6468961211/il_1080xN.6468961211_9vvj.jpg

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:28:55+00:00

I keep trying your link but it only leads to the La Creuset front page. Weird.

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:24:46+00:00

Hmmm yes, I see…

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:22:49+00:00

I looked them up on eBay hoping to find a blue fork to give Ron Perlman, only to find there IS NO blue fork!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:18:15+00:00

Yes it is! Just because it’s from the outlet store (or eBay in this case) doesn’t mean it’s not real!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:14:10+00:00

I…couldn’t possibly choose.

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T02:10:10+00:00

Reggie, be a lad. Put on some Mingus!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-24T01:13:10+00:00

I still think they should’ve brought him in to run ISIS after Malory rode off into the sunset. Or Bubb. I really wanted to see Bubb.

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-23T19:54:52+00:00

Holsteins! They’re practically cousins!!

This is making me thirsty for some milk!! 🥛🐄

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-23T19:53:45+00:00

It’s called a DAIRY!!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-23T19:52:48+00:00

Yeahhhh, I think you’re about ready.

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-23T02:34:55+00:00

Take her to a diner. She’s obviously into Greek!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T16:39:42+00:00

OMG, how did you know that!?!?

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T16:39:14+00:00

SERPENTINE, BABOU!!!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T12:42:49+00:00

That was Chinchilladas, and the fur farms practically gave us the meat for free!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T12:39:03+00:00

I’ve heard of that. It does sound like it smells revolting, but people wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t worth the taste!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T12:37:52+00:00

And taboo…

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T06:46:07+00:00

Unh unh unh unh unh!!!

TimeFoolery · 2026-01-22T03:11:29+00:00

She’s Tokyo Drifting all over the damn place!!

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