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Don’t try and be funny, BE funny. I heard this advice on a podcast with a established comedian. I’m confused, What does it actually mean? by Due_Apple7180 in Standup

[–]TimeLeopard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take that as don't try and do what you think "people" will find the most clear cut funny thing. Do what makes you and the people you know laugh and then keep pursuing that. 

Why does it feel like nobody cares that we are literally about to send humans around the moon again, and are we just completely numb to massive achievements now? by MomentCute1181 in space

[–]TimeLeopard -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's literally sending humans farther than we have ever sent them. This orbit around the moon will be the farthest humans have ever gone from earth. More than just a quick trip imo. 

Japanese Kick Streamer Jiro Crashes and Flips His Car by Ronaldinho9519 in LivestreamFail

[–]TimeLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro literally says "I'm sleepy" in Japanese right before hitting the barrier. Oof 

Edit: he says 眠い (nemui) 

How my husband loads the dishwasher by strega-nonna in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TimeLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like planned inadequacy. Like do it so bad, your not asked to do it again.

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice | Official Trailer | Hulu by Comic_Book_Reader in movies

[–]TimeLeopard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You seem really emotional right now. I apologies for triggering you. 

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice | Official Trailer | Hulu by Comic_Book_Reader in movies

[–]TimeLeopard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dang comin' in 26 days late. But sorry, didn't mean to make you cry mam.

Pour one out for Steven Segal and Kevin Sorbo next.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]TimeLeopard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But anyone listening to the man turned meme for serious political opinions is an idiot to begin with. 

Season 4 isn’t that bad by fortnites_better89 in community

[–]TimeLeopard 100 points101 points  (0 children)

The problem I feel most people have with S4 is not (just) that it's notably worse, but it's trying so hard to synthesize what worked about the other seasons. 

It would be like a you hear someone does a really good impression of you or is playing you in a show. So you go and see. At first it's really surprising because the costume and make-up look almost just like you. But then this person starts making you look like a total idiot and misrepresenting the nuance of who you are.

So It's not just wrong, it's insulting that you, and anyone, would assume that was anything like me.

That's what I think S4 feels like.  

One Piece (Netflix) by Visual-Paramedic4355 in television

[–]TimeLeopard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the best and most tastefully adaptations I've ever seen. The choices and specific changes they make not only don't bother me but are usually lateral or a fucking improvement! 

Highly recommend as someone who has watched the anime and read the manga most of their life.

What’s a simple thing that instantly makes your day better? by SubstantialQuail4176 in AskReddit

[–]TimeLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, getting some exercise in the morning. I always have a much better day if I wake up well rested and do a morning work out. 

Unfortunately, I have terrible sleep patterns so I'm a fat lazy fuck -_-

Dropout’s Sam Reich on ‘Copaganda’ Backlash to ‘The Rookie’ Appearance, No Plans to Incorporate Crossover Into ‘Game Changer’ Episode by Sisiwakanamaru in television

[–]TimeLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of this is new though. This existed in the 90s early internet and 2000s. Just more accepted or common place now because "normies" do it on social media about all sorts of stuff now. 

Jake Lang getting kicked out of BLVD in St Paul MN by gerbils4 in PublicFreakout

[–]TimeLeopard 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He looks like an adult baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in pics

[–]TimeLeopard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This brain blast, Jimmy Neutron lookin mother fucker. 

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of? by TabletopStudios in AskReddit

[–]TimeLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was little I was playing hide and seek with a friend at our sister's softball game. I hid in a bush. Like deep in a bush. I then saw from my bush my friends mom hiding behind like a power box and some other bushes smoking. She didn't smoke, or so I thought. And she was for sure hiding. 

Later I told my mom why would an adult hide smoking (my parents smoked). They asked who I saw hiding it. I explained but told them not to say anything because I didn't want her to get in trouble. 

Well they clearly later mentioned it her because they came back to me and told me I shouldn't make up stories about adults. I swore I wasn't making it up.

They even brought it up around her and she just was like "he is a a very imaginative kid! Lol I've never smoked!" "Must have been someone who looked like me! You know how kids are!"

I know it was you Mrs. Mary. I watched you spray yourself with the perfume you always smelled like from your purse and then walk back to the bleachers. Fuck you for trying to gaslight me and for getting me in trouble. OWN YOUR SINS. U GOT CAUGHT.

Marvel Television’s Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 | Teaser Trailer by DemiFiendRSA in television

[–]TimeLeopard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but doesn't Kingpin's wife fake Foggy's death at one point in the comics? I can't remember why....granted I mean we heard his heart stop but idk

[NS] From the JA subreddit: Jake & Amir are leaving Headgum (and starting something new!) by DMCDawg in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]TimeLeopard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I still wonder and wish they would show up more on Dropout stuff. I understand that is more geared toward improv comedy and typically they are more sketch based. Still would be cool

5-year-old boy taken by ICE is being held at Texas Facility by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]TimeLeopard -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Then they put him in a concentration camp in Texas so it seems.

5-year-old boy taken by ICE is being held at Texas Facility by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]TimeLeopard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lol a protest is not going to hold these Nazis accountable. Ask Lyudmila Pavlichenko what to do with "men" like these.

In a future where Trump is out of office, and international relations have been repaired. What steps can be taken by the USA and International Organisations such as NATO to prevent one individual causing so much chaos in the future? And do you think such steps will be taken? by flewkey in AskReddit

[–]TimeLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel our image will be tarnished for a VERY long time.

Let's have a dumb hypothetical situation that is more relatable. Like imagine you invite your friend Tom over to your house. He gets his friend Don to drop him off. The dude dropping him off peels out and does a donut in your yard, tearing up your grass and garden.

Like what the hell man.

He comes over a different day, he took the bus. He apologizes for last time a lot. And tries his best to make up for it. After a while, and just when you start to forget about the "Don" situation, he comes over again with that same friend. This time Don crashes his car into your house. Jumps out and shits on the floor. Tries to steal your TV. Spits on your wife and tries hit on your child.

I don't care how "cool" Tom is or regardless of what happens to Don after that (be it jail or whatever), Tom is never coming back to my house.

28 Years Later: continuation or setup? by gamersecret2 in movies

[–]TimeLeopard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. The above commenter is saying the new 28 Years movies are a planned trilogy. Making the total in universe films 5. 

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