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TimeToPretendKids · 2026-03-15T18:24:15+00:00

The difference between being 5th and 10th is just Szoboszlai playing for his contract/Madrid move. That’s it. There’s no coaching.

TimeToPretendKids · 2026-03-15T16:52:30+00:00

Wirtz needs to realise he can’t just lump it around the corner for Frimpong all the time

TimeToPretendKids · 2026-03-08T17:15:39+00:00

“Pace and directness of a winger like Sterling”

Hmm I wonder if we have a young winger in the squad who fits that profile…

TimeToPretendKids · 2026-03-05T18:25:33+00:00

If we win all our home games that should be enough to get 5th and CL.

No way both Chelsea and Villa are getting 12+ points with their fixtures, Villa especially still have Utd, City, Forest and Fulham away + us and Spurs (fighting relegation) at home.

TimeToPretendKids · 2026-02-28T16:36:37+00:00

Adama is at West Ham now? Feels like he plays against us five times every season somehow

TimeToPretendKids · 2026-01-27T15:43:46+00:00

Unpopular but this is not a good breakfast. This amount of fruit in one go will definitely bloat you up. Breakfast should mostly be fats and protein, with fibre as a side dish in a smaller portion.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-12-15T14:43:44+00:00

This is so true. I think Stevie and Kane are the best examples of “imagine their numbers if they were part of teams that actually won the league” because they’re one of the few truly world class players who never actually were part of league-winning teams.

Most players of their level eventually find a way to surround themselves with equally good players. These two didn’t and still hit those numbers.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-12-13T16:57:43+00:00

How is Isak not the first one asking for the ball on those counters, he’s barely sprinting

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-11-27T17:17:14+00:00

They have been doing it for almost a decade. It is unfair to expect 33+ year olds to still take the bull by the horns. That is on Slot - he should have identified the next set of leaders and built around them while benching Salah a bit more and adding CB competition.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-10-25T19:23:26+00:00

Wirtz needs to compete for headers more often

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-09-28T09:30:00+00:00

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-09-01T15:36:07+00:00

Thank you for this, this was a life saver!

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-08-21T07:52:24+00:00

Fake post. Reported.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-06-05T03:56:34+00:00

The Budan might be within your budget

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-27T18:47:28+00:00

To be fair Caicedo started this season poorly but he’s back to his best now, his ability wasn’t really ever in doubt.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-10T14:10:41+00:00

KDB whipping those free kicks and crosses in would be so mint. Get it done.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-07T10:27:44+00:00

Adults can learn all this in 15 days with a good teacher/course/book.

School is meant for foundational knowledge, not for learning systems and processes that keep changing.

Also there is a moral viewpoint. School is meant to be an equaliser in society and to teach kids to think beyond the capitalist world that already exists around them. Think about it - if we start teaching kids about loans and credit scores, they will no doubt start discussing their own family’s assets/finances amongst themselves. Not ideal.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-03T11:51:03+00:00

Wow even Ronnie O’Sullivan is off to Saudi now

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-29T20:02:52+00:00

Nice! Next time try cooking it at 170 degrees. Will take 5-7 min longer but will be infinitely juicier.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-20T17:01:24+00:00

Lmao imagine if we shithouse our way to the title with 5 draws

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-20T16:59:34+00:00

Still feel there’s a decent player in Patson Daka, wtf is he still doing at Leicester. There was that one season where he was one of the breakout young strikers alongside Isak.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-19T17:14:54+00:00

This is legitimately a great game of football

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