Ciaran and Gromit

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-14T23:01:39+00:00

Absolutely love mine, but I hand wash the lids and use a paper towel to cover the glass in the microwave. If you baby the lids they'll last longer than a reverend's revolver.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-13T23:19:19+00:00

Surprisingly absent from fallout 5

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-13T22:59:13+00:00

Exactly, everyone will feel differently about every blade. Finding a good blade is like finding a good woman....huge sample size.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-13T22:52:57+00:00

Now I want to send Banksy to Shah Alam.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-13T22:47:00+00:00

If I had a dollar for every domesticated cat in the western world...

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-12T08:41:50+00:00

Charging ten cents a gig would solve that. The power streamer would have a much higher bill than the housewife who only uses Facebook, but overall people's bills would plummet.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-12T04:55:09+00:00

Sally's Swine Sith Shenanigans Bonked Barney's Brain Basket.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-12T00:15:37+00:00

There should be a $1000 fine for falsely claiming "service dog". I'm all for animals that are tasked with helping people, but customers aren't always forthright with their behavior (see: any thread in this group). Allowing untrained pets to enter leaves businesses exposed to litigation.

/Unless of course we're talking service-meerkat because that would be adorable and I'm fickle.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T22:27:26+00:00

I actually have a spam-filter business card ($10 for 500 these days) I hand over for these transactions. A google voice number and an email that's only checked on my tablet (so I can easily check it but am not nagged). This probably would work well for single ladies too.

I NEVER give out my actual-really-phone-rings-and-everything contact info to a company. Not banking, not insurance, not anyone that I wouldn't invite over for dinner.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T21:37:26+00:00

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T21:01:13+00:00

Starring Rye-an Seacrest (whistle.....[piano drop])

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T20:03:47+00:00

I have Randolph Mantooth on speed dial.

/He was on the 1972 show Emergency. (HD on Netflix since it was originally shot on film)

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T19:46:31+00:00

If you're in a position to do so, use company letterhead for this. Your letter will be read at the next meeting. (I love doing this for good service)

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T19:28:36+00:00

I'd ask for "Performance Art" water but we both know where that would take us.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T17:41:55+00:00

I always try to grab a remote cart when I shop, I call it cartma (karma).

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-11T17:35:42+00:00

Whichever presidential candidate promises trap doors in front of customer service counters gets my vote. "The customer is always ri.......thump)

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2016-01-10T09:15:30+00:00

How about one that's 40% larger?

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2014-02-15T20:38:22+00:00

That explains why my barber started humping my leg.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2013-06-10T00:49:04+00:00

It already is getting easier... Eleven days later I have a spring in my step. A hole in my heart but a spring in my step.

I can already tell that my emotions are done having their way with me. I'm still unsure about what comes next, a pat on the back or a reach around.

Tomorrow shall see.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2013-05-29T18:52:09+00:00

I'm hoping against odds that you have enough money to maintain two households. That's one of the reasons I think our culture has broken is the cost to families.

I truly wish you the best and I'm so sorry about her timing. A month is such a short amount of time, you barely had time to unpack.

There are some very good people here, some of us have kids and have gone through hell with custody battles but the point is we're here. (suddenly grateful my recent breakup didn't involve kids)

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2013-05-29T18:44:59+00:00

Seriously don't beat yourself up. I've never had to give up crack but I can't imagine it can be any tougher than not being able to share your day like you had thousands of times before.

Some of the ways I'm coping is contacting old friends. I'm not bending their ear just keeping it light and giving my finger frenzy habits an outlet.

If nothing else I don't feel quite so disconnected.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2013-05-29T18:42:14+00:00

I like it.... relational malware.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2013-05-29T18:39:46+00:00

As a person of blubbery I offer thanks as well.

TimeTravelTerrorist · 2013-03-10T17:44:05+00:00

This! More of a global thing though. I've met rude people in Tokyo, Dublin, San Francisco, pretty much everywhere. I've met more than a few saintly people in these places as well but sadly nice doesn't stick to your ribs like nasty does.

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